Me with a little miniature pork belly piglet! This thing was the most adorable thing I've ever seen; it would nuzzle up to me with its snout, make little oinking noises, and would nibble and lick your nose if you let it! I almost exploded from joy. I'm hopefully getting one of my own in December!
Are truffles native to Texas?
I was thinking that when I get it, I'll train it to be like one of those assistant animals. Maybe see if it can be a therapy pig, because I have an excuse to look even more ridiculous whilst serving the public