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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:13 PM       
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dude, whats with the loveheart smiley? you getting married or some shit like that?!
I'm just in love with the chaos you caused. It's rare that one person can be such a skillful shit-stirrer. That's not a complement, merely an observation. I don't expect a response. Carry on with the beatings. I'll be sipping my LaBatt and LMAO!!
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 06:10 PM       
...see? everyone wants me...

(and whoreable, i wans't being sarcastic...)
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:06 PM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:07 PM       
but you're not as lovable and adorable as me, so you're not winning their affection...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:09 PM       
i'm cylindrical, shark, and boombastic
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:10 PM       
...can't be all three...sharks aren't cylindrical...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:12 PM       
I dont think Ziggy would lie to us.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:13 PM       
like you know shit about sharks.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:13 PM       
whoreable, you find me a picture of a cylindrical boombastic shark and i'll edit my post and say i'm sorry...

making the picture yourself is not permited...........
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:17 PM       
if you're claiming that as cylindrical, i'm the pope.........and i don't see it looking very "boombastic" do you? spastic, perhaps...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:30 PM       

That shark isn't very cylandrical, but he's boombastic as fuck.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:39 PM       
sharks are notably cylindrical you guys, she's trying to pull a fast sarcasm, don't let her. they are also great writers, bombastic, i swear. check out what this shark wrote.

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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:47 PM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 08:48 PM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:45 AM       
cy·lin·dri·cal
adj.
Of, relating to, or having the shape of a cylinder, especially of a circular cylinder.

cyl·in·der
n.
The surface generated by a straight line intersecting and moving along a closed plane curve, the directrix, while remaining parallel to a fixed straight line that is not on or parallel to the plane of the directrix.

does that clear things up for you....? shark isn't cylindrical...

and i'm not a cunt, dear...
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:49 AM       
You're saying sharks aren't cylindrical? They look cylindrical... I guess we'll have to ask Ziggy about that again.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:07 AM       
I DO THIS FOR SCIENCE! SCIENCE!!!


http://www.oceanofk.org/Intro/ganatomy/shape_liver.html

SHAPE

Sharks are fast moving predators. Living in the sea, they have streamlined, “torpedo-shaped” bodies for fast swimming. Although some sharks may swim at bursts of over 20 knots (23 miles per hour), most sharks swim very slowly at cruising speeds of less than 5 knots (5.75 miles per hour). Most sharks are characterized by a fusiform body (rounded and tapering at both ends). This streamlined, cylindrical body shape reduces drag and requires a minimum of energy to swim.



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LIVER

A shark's liver is a huge organ which usually amounts to 5-15% of the shark's total body weight. The reason the liver is so large is that it is used for storing fat. Sharks do not have fat anywhere else on their bodies. Fat is stored in the form of oil, often in great quantities. A large tiger shark was found to have a liver containing 18 gallons of oil in its liver! Because of these large oil reserves, sharks’ livers also help to keep them from sinking. Most bony fish have gas-filled swim bladders which give them buoyancy. Sharks do not have swim bladders, but the oil in the liver, which is lighter than water, keeps the shark buoyant, so it does not sink to the bottom.


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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:09 AM       
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This streamlined, cylindrical body shape reduces drag and requires a minimum of energy to swim.

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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:22 AM       
Science is the shark genius, friend. I am just a shark admirer. A Great White Shark can eat a 500 lb sea lion in one gulp. Let's see you beat THAT.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:24 AM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:25 AM       
I don't think I can think of anything that could eat something that big, that fast...

Maybe some kind of whale?

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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:26 AM       
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