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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 11:25 PM       
i'm sorry if i don't find the humor in jack swallow. :ROLSLEYES
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 11:10 AM       
Two movies I haven't seen mentioned yet but are at the top of my list:

Little Nicky
Kung Pow
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 04:59 PM       
kung pow's not that bad if you take out the obnoxious "hey look what we can do with our shitty autodesk animator program, wheee" scenes (fighting baby, matrix cow, tonguey);
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 06:02 PM       
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kung pow's not that bad if you take out the obnoxious "hey look what we can do with our shitty autodesk animator program, wheee" scenes (fighting baby, matrix cow, tonguey);
There was absolutely nothing humorous about that movie. I probably wouldn't had hated it so much if my friends at the time didn't endlessly quote the stupid thing though.
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 05:06 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2008, 03:06 AM       
Watched Hostel. That was weak.
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Old Feb 21st, 2008, 02:22 AM       
I met Takashi Miike movies throught this site after i read a review of Ichi the Killer, then i saw Audition and Dead or Alive that were just fine until i saw the most unrated movies of my life like Gozu and Izo, they should be rated as S for sick

And what about Troma's Toxic avenger saga? man, thats was bizarre at first but the forth one is just vomitable. The most disgusting movie ever.
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Old Feb 21st, 2008, 09:21 PM       
somtimes i wonder if finland is some sort of upside down bizarro land where good is bad

or maybe its proximity to soviet russia has turned its sensibilities on its ear
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 01:59 AM       
Blood Rayne. 'nuff said.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 02:11 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 02:16 AM       
guys can we stop it with the cdi zelda avatars please
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 02:27 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2008, 09:26 PM       
Oh man, I just watched Bloodrayne the other day. Uwe Boll should just be thrown in a dumpster like thursday's garbage. I really want to see the 2nd one though, I heard she fights Billy the Kid. Who comes up with this?
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
I would like to get my ass on the Blazing Saddles Defender's League. Where do I sign
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 04:21 PM       
Freddy Got Fingered, it's not even that funny or shocking. It's just plain stupid even for a guy with "bad taste" like me.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 09:21 PM       
i love the way tom green accepted his razzie award for that movie and then for an acceptance speech played the harmonica until he had to be forcibly removed
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 04:24 PM       
The Marine. I watched that movie so I could try and give John Cena a chance...but...but it was sooo fucking BAD! Virtually everything in the movie was all WRONG! Though I felt that it would be shit long before I watched even as a wrestler driven movie...this shit just can't be excused. As for REAL movies...Never Back Down shouldn't exist, Tokyo Drift shouldn't exist, the Ring 2 shouldn't Fucking exist, and AVPR is the hugest insult to the Science Fiction genre that has ever been unleashed upon the public like a mutated form of SARS.
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Old Mar 10th, 2008, 02:03 AM       
The most horrible movie I've ever seen? Well, first of all, I do love to watch bad movies such as The Phantom Creeps or Teenagers From Mars. But, there's bad movies and bad movies. I remember one of the most horrible movie I've ever seen was Godzilla. Everything was bad about this movie; the casting, the special effects and the soundtrack. I'm really sorry but, I love my rubber Godzilla. That's all!
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 02:52 PM       
Mr. fucking Magoo. It was my tenth birthday and we were all going to see Tomorrow Never Dies, but when we got to the theater my mom realized it was PG-13 and made us go to Mr. Magoo instead.

Ugh. Scantily clad women and mildly intense action sequences couldn't have been worse than that crap.
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Old Mar 13th, 2008, 12:08 AM       
Le Temps du Loup (Time of the Wolf) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324197/)

Granted, it's very good at what it sets out to accomplish, and what it sets out to accomplish is to be unpleasant to watch.
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Old Mar 13th, 2008, 09:04 PM       
Worst Movie Ever: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter


I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true. It's not. Even though it starts off promising, it's just stupid.
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Old Mar 13th, 2008, 10:29 PM       
My friend just got a movie called "King Kung-Fiu". Basic plot: A talking gorilla gets trained in kung-fu from a monastery in china, then comes to the U.S. His friend gets kidnapped in Louisianna so now he's out for revenge with baseball bats. Also it was made in the 1970's....can't wait for it.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 02:40 PM       
I am going to have to go with...

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I didn't even finish watching this garbage.
just the sight of Jim Carey psuedoscrewing was upsetting.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 12:08 AM       
Monsturd. Literally, a pile of shit. People in our group who saw Manos Hands of Fate said Monsturd was possibly worse. Yikes.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 02:29 PM       
Worst movie ever? "The Final Comedown" starring Billy Dee Williams. It's a blaxploitation movie that contains the prerequisite black breastseses and fighting against whitey, but not the charisma or snappy lines. Awful. Oh, and Spider Man 3 was total ass and it made me wish that Sam Raimi would have stuck with low budget. His magic is gone.
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