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Old May 24th, 2008, 01:59 PM       
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I have no idea why I love Grand Theft Auto so much, none of the games have ever been designed well.
...and this shows how much you know about game design.

I think I prefer the 360 version of the game but both are great. The triggers on the 360 are just better for the game imo. Will be returning to the 360 version.
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Old May 24th, 2008, 05:25 PM       
Silly me, I love shitty driving mechanics, piss retarded AI and Rockstar lacking a bug testing team

what could I have been thinking!
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Old May 24th, 2008, 05:49 PM       
Probably how many emo guys you can pleasure at once.
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Old May 24th, 2008, 06:00 PM       
I've come across none of those things. Although Niko somehow finds reasons to climb over stairs.

Also, when getting in a cab, hold Y. It's the fastest way to go.
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Old May 26th, 2008, 05:34 AM       
I saw on GTA's internet that there's a serial killer that attacks people who jog in the park late at night in the game. Is there any truth to that?
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Old May 26th, 2008, 05:59 AM       
Remember the good old days when there was only one internet?
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Old May 26th, 2008, 11:49 AM       
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No, GTA consumes my life. It is my everything.
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Old May 28th, 2008, 09:02 AM       
Finally got it after almost two weeks of seeing all you other bastards on xbox live playing it before me. The driving is almost too realistic, and is taking some serious getting used to. I know I was spoiled with the super narrow turn radius of the previous games but I am hitting everything!

God this game has trampled all of my expectations, and I thought I had put the bar pretty high. It is outragously well polished for a game of its scope and size, I totally forgive the tremendous launch delay.
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Old May 28th, 2008, 02:55 PM       
I was on the last mission for the past 3 days - mostly due to me not playing it for the last 2, and partially due to that hellaciously gay motorcycle jump - and finally beat it last night. Tremendously unsatisfying ending, and really a wholly unsatisfying last mission.

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Old May 28th, 2008, 06:32 PM       
Anybody found Lola (Lollipop Girl from the cover) yet?
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Old May 28th, 2008, 07:28 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2008, 09:18 PM       
So is this coming out on PC or what?
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Old May 28th, 2008, 09:43 PM       
Make out a mathmatical formula based on the data you have and you will be pleasantly unsuprised.
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Old May 28th, 2008, 10:28 PM       
I heard that in order to make this game even more historic, Rockstar was going to ignore the tradition of porting all previous GTA titles to the PC and just keep GTA IV a console-only title.

That's just what I heard.
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Old May 28th, 2008, 11:24 PM       
Who'se the dead guy on the steps?
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Old May 31st, 2008, 09:08 AM       
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I heard that in order to make this game even more historic, Rockstar was going to ignore the tradition of porting all previous GTA titles to the PC and just keep GTA IV a console-only title.

That's just what I heard.
Nah I'm sure they will port it eventually. Doesn't really make business sense not to unless Microsoft and Sony pay them a boat load of cash for exclusivity.

The cost of porting to PC would be neglegable compared to the profit they would be able to squeeze out of the PC market. Even if they only sell a third of the number of titles in total as were sold in the first day of console sales they'll still be bagging a hundred million dollars, which was about as much as it cost to make the game from scratch.
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Old May 28th, 2008, 11:43 PM       
Looks like the kid from Bully.

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Old May 29th, 2008, 01:46 AM       
yes is indeed jimmy hopkins
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Old May 29th, 2008, 04:14 AM       
Nice... didn't think she existed. The dead Jimmy Hopkins only makes me wonder what the fuck happened to him.

I think the fat nerd broad in Bully felt jilted, grew up to be hot, tracked him down, gave him a wild night of sex, then offed him.
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Old May 29th, 2008, 05:32 AM       
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The other day I parked a police car inside Burgershot and then promptly blew it up with a rocket, killing all the employees.
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Old May 30th, 2008, 08:59 AM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 06:26 AM       
darkvare, where you able to find her there more than once or does it have to be at a certain time?
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