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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 09:41 AM       
I knew we did this too early. It's not even the tenth and there's already gifts. Not that I'm complaining.
I'm going to take a while with my pictures, seeing as I haven't opened my gift yet. Damn you finals!

e: Great job Boogie!
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 10:17 AM       
Doing it early was to allow for plenty of time for new people to get their letters in and people to get organized early. Hopefully no one will be empty handed this year. Besides, CHRISTMAS IS A MONTH LONG EVENT
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 11:54 AM       
oh man the bar is set so high. I feel like I sent absolute crap now. I cringe waiting for them to post thier pictures mocking my choice of gifts.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 12:09 PM       
Looks like my package made it to it's destination, although it may be waiting to be picked up at the post office. They may redeliver it, if not , my secret santa recipient better pick it up or they'll send it back my way.
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
ot some great stuff from Lumpisan...



Like this great "Zomibie Haiku" book...



...these Gushers...



...and this awesome Japanese Black-Black gum!
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 02:57 PM       
We did this shit early so we didn't have to hear Mattjack complain about getting ripped off AGAIN.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 04:45 PM       
Agreed. Boogie did deliver. Sjmck delivered as well.

Now if only my postal worker would deliver ;_;

How did the sign ups compare to last year? More? Less? WILL THIS BE THE BEST SECRET SANTA EVER?
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 06:08 PM       


It's Crack Stuntman.

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Here's one w/5 oclock shadow.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 08:37 PM       
Sjmck did indeed deliver a mighty haul. Although I was curious about the flecks of what almost looked like blood on the mask...
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 03:58 PM       
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Sjmck did indeed deliver a mighty haul. Although I was curious about the flecks of what almost looked like blood on the mask...
That I have gotten Mockery's and your approval pleases me more than you could know. I really enjoyed the story you put together, and I don't blame you for wanting to enjoy the DVD and the aromatherapy jigsaw puzzle in private.

The flecks on the mask were just where the printer ink bled a little bit, I think, possibly assisted by airborne droplets of glass cleaner.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 03:47 PM       
Land o' Goshen! The United Parcel Service left a package on my doormat:



I am uncertain whether I should thank the UPS or my lovely neighbors for the unsightly dent in the corner. Anyway, the package was lovingly hand-decorated, and I shall open it up and post pictures this weekend.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 03:52 PM       
I love those pictures on the box. Also, your secret santa informed me that there's a pretty badass t-shirt on the way as well, but it won't arrive until later in the month.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 02:24 AM       
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Can I say as a preview that the alien making thing was cool as hell but the haunted house part was way harder than it looked.

Though my 3 year old loves you now Rog, btw.
Haha yeah a lot of those "make your meal" toys like the haunted house are a lot harder than they look. Glad the alien thing was fun and that your kid loves it all. Looking forward to finally seeing all the photos soon...

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Fuck, i am sorry. The package will be shipped out tomorrow morning and should get to the person...whoever that is by Saturday at the latest

I am really sorry for the delay, my pictures will be up soon.
Fair enough, but what took so long to send out your package!? A few days late is one thing, but you're 10 days late. Just curious...
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 04:04 AM       
I got some pictures of my wonderful gifts from Asila!

There it was when I got home from Flagstaff.

The dog was in love with this package for whatever reason...

No, Buddy! Presents for Michael! I got away from the dog and explored my gifts:

Everyone loves Play-Doh!

Mysterious Ramen . . . looks tasty.

A lego trebuchet!

And my favorite, a badass Venom keychain puzzle.

YAY! Good haul, specially since I had no idea what to expect.

Story to come in a day or so!
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 06:02 PM       
I was waiting for someone to do that. I think I suggested it to Sam, even.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 07:18 PM       
We had a whole long talk about that.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 08:33 PM       
Got my Secret Santa gift from Zomboid recently and here it be:



Cool flick and I'm definitely looking forward to watching it, so thanks for the gift Z.

Unfortunately, it doesn't exactly make for a good photo story piece at all, which is one of the primary purposes of this Secret Santa event each year. I always enjoy doing those photo stories, but I gots nuttin' for this one... sorry guys. Hopefully I'll be able to review the movie sometime at least if it's as entertaining as I hope.

Still looking forward to seeing all of your photos/stories though... I know a bunch of ya already have your gifts so let's start seeing more o' them pics!
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 09:23 PM       
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Got my Secret Santa gift from Zomboid recently and here it be:



Cool flick and I'm definitely looking forward to watching it, so thanks for the gift Z.

Unfortunately, it doesn't exactly make for a good photo story piece at all, which is one of the primary purposes of this Secret Santa event each year. I always enjoy doing those photo stories, but I gots nuttin' for this one... sorry guys. Hopefully I'll be able to review the movie sometime at least if it's as entertaining as I hope.

Still looking forward to seeing all of your photos/stories though... I know a bunch of ya already have your gifts so let's start seeing more o' them pics!
Trust me -RoG- Its great. It's not as cheesy and hilarious as the cover would portray but it was enjoyable and its John Waters favorite Christmas movie. An you know John has great taste
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 09:33 PM       

HELLO, I AM LIKING TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT CHRISTMAS, AS TOLD BY RANDOM, INANIMATE OBJECTS! ENJOY!


SKULL ASHTRAY: OH I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S SO BRIGHT, BUT WHAT I DO KNOW, IS THAT I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!


LIGHTER: I HEARD YOU LIKE CHRISTMAS! SO DO I!


CHRISTMAS CARD: I LIKE IT TO TOO!!!!!!!


AND WITH THAT, ASHTRAY AND COUGH SYRUP PLAYED XBOX UNTIL SANTA ARRIVED!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YALL!
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 08:53 PM       
I hope you enjoy it.

Here's the thing though. And this is for everyone:

For me, I'd much rather give/receive something cool that I'd actually enjoy rather than a bunch of shit that I'll toss in a drawer or the garbage as soon as I'm done being HILARIOUSLY ZANY. 15-25$, not including shipping, to ship someone a box full of dollar store shit so they can make WACKY faces for the camera and write shitty dialogue for action figures seems like a waste to me, so I sent something that you'll, y'know, have for a while and just happened to be on that wish list.

Accuse me of going against the WHOLE PURPOSE of Christmas gift-giving if ya want, buy I enjoy sending people gifts that they've stated they want or that I think they'll enjoy. I know what a few people are being sent, and there's some really cool stuff in there.

If you guys feel there's a lack of stories this year though, I can take a bunch of pictures of shit on my coffee table and write HILARIOUS accompanying dialogue.
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For me, I'd much rather give/receive something cool that I'd actually enjoy rather than a bunch of shit that I'll toss in a drawer or the garbage as soon as I'm done being HILARIOUSLY ZANY.
I tried to include wacky things as well as badass things in my gift to Schimid last year. BTW: Packaging can be considered a toy.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 08:56 PM       
ALSO, IF MOCKERY DOES A VIDEO REVIEW OF THAT, IT IS LIKE A GIFT FOR EVERYONE.

SO ZOMBOID TECHNINCALLY GAVE EVERYONE A GIFT.

He's so selfless.
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