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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 03:20 PM       
A manned Moon base could become a reality within 20 years after scientists revealed today there are large quantities of water on the surface of the Earth's satellite.
The discovery increases the chances that humans may one day live permanently on the Moon inside protective domes, mining the rocks and dust for water to drink and power spacecrafts.

The scientific discovery made by the Indian lunar mission Chandrayaan-1 was announced by Nasa today.
'Widespread water has been detected on the surface of the Moon. None of us had expected this 10 years ago,' Nasa's Carle Pieters said.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz0S3N6utQw
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 04:16 PM       
god damn india outsourcing our astronauts, i tell you what
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 04:19 PM       

in that sense its interesting that the americans are the ones scientificating about it :O at least, according to what I've read.
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Old Sep 26th, 2009, 10:07 PM       
http://www.sciencenews.org/view/gene...creatic_cancer

I'm O+, which makes this the first time I was ever less likely to get some sort of cancer, seems like. Not that it means much but I'll take it.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 10:02 AM       
Now here's a new market for webcasting.

http://spectrum.ieee.org/at-work/inn...alive-and-well

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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 11:30 AM       
Im not sure what blood type I am. I think AB something. Whatever I am the damn Carter blood care people wont stop calling me. They will call my house then when I dont pick up they call my cell. When I dont answer that they call my house again. Back and forth for 30 min. every night. This goes on for about a month before I get tired of it and just go donate. Then about a month later it starts up again. Fucking vampires.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 12:29 PM       
Serves you right for having a rare blood type. And I thought you were only allowed to donate every 6 or 8 weeks due to the body's ability to replenish hemoglobin and/or plasma.

I'm lucky - I've got the relatively common A+ blood type - they don't need me as much.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 01:24 PM       
6 weeks or about a month or whatever it is. Feels like all the damn time.
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No one wants my shitty rotten cancer-blood.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 04:16 PM       
What kind of cancer do you have Kitsa?
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 04:22 PM       
spinal cord cancer, thyroid cancer, and a radiation history. They want nothing to do with me.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 04:56 PM       
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she turned into a man as well:
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 06:10 PM       
That would be awesome.

I had radiation therapy as a kid to stop the spinal cord cancer from growing. It fucked me up good. My only superpower was making radios and tvs go staticky when I was near them.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 10:10 PM       
Dude, my mom does that. If the tv channel goes out, both my dad and I yell "Hey mom, move two feet in any direction."
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Old Oct 1st, 2009, 10:07 AM       
Cool news from the periodic table!

http://www.scientificcomputing.com/n...ty-092909.aspx
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Old Oct 1st, 2009, 11:09 PM       
“People have been dreaming of superheavy elements since the 1960s,” says Gregorich.

Boy, I know I have.
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what does this really matter? Couldn't they have invested this time and money into like i dont know cancer research or something? i remember when I was like 10 and I picked something up and it was super heavy. If they wanted to find something super heavy they could've just filled a gigantic sack full of fucking rocks.

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Well, there is no hard and fast reason for doing research except to broaden the depth and scope of knowledge. You never know where the next breakthrough will come from. Case in point:

http://www.scientificcomputing.com/n...ds-100109.aspx

Who would have thought that a mathematical model based loosely on chaos theory would have applications in treating traditionally "untreatable" wounds. I know several diabetics who would directly benefit from this research, yet 10 years ago, people with less foresight might have called such research "a wasteful expenditure of our resources".

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Just in time for Halloween, some timely advice, based on sound combinatorics, of course:

http://www.scientificcomputing.com/n...lp-100509.aspx

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