Why were you speaking to an American woman on the phone?
She was looking for my mother. However as I consider the telephone a tool of the devil, I was not being helpful beyond my offer to take a message.
If she had tried to leave a message, there would have been the added problem that I am unable to understand any topic specific words as I'm a master at forgetting context. ;(
Thank you for the lovely phone messages I recieved this week on my cell...one ended with "I'm coming to get you" and the other ended with "you're ugly" Where is the Christmas spirit?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
Thank you for the lovely phone messages I recieved this week on my cell...one ended with "I'm coming to get you" and the other ended with "you're ugly" Where is the Christmas spirit?
Yeah, you'd think your parents would give you a rest for the holidays.