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List to do beore I die:
[x] punch an elephant
[x] kick the moon
[x] High-Five The Harlem Globetrotters
[_] Become an I-mockery god
[_] Defeat Lenor
[_] Become Womti's Best Friend
I'm thinking it's some sort of gland thing because the pain is underneath the skin I checked WebMD they're all like "stop breastfeeding when they have teeth"
There is no way you are having trouble finding him.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
I'm at the part where it tells me to go to the house and then his wife is all "I don't know where he is, go look for him" and after that I can't remember what to do.
I tried scouring the village and talking to everyone, but all I got were a couple of bottles and a piece of heart. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE