Näyttelijäbotti!
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Mogadishu, Texas
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Feb 6th, 2007, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by executioneer
work, dang you
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
KITTES :D
-willie
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Originally Posted by HickMan
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PROUD I AM TO BE THE FIRST PERSON ASIDE FROM YOU WILLIE TO POST IN THIS THREAD THAT MAKES ME THIRD RIGHT?
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Originally Posted by executioneer
I'M GOING TO THE STORE, TO BUY SOME PIZZA :mindsay
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
7:41 PM
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
oh HO you can post more than once a mintue
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
HEY YOU'RE A JERK PS HERE IS A SWEAR FOR THE INTERNET (FUCKTARD)
-willie
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Originally Posted by HickMan
MY PHONE IS LESS THAN A FOOT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
HEY WILLIE
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Originally Posted by executioneer
HEY DONT CALL ME FUCKTARD THIS IS I-MOCKERY WE DONT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
hi capn't crunch or should I asy RONGI
hi hickman or should I say ESHOUNLIM
-willie
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Originally Posted by HickMan
I ATE A DOUGHNUT
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
oh w/ e
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Originally Posted by executioneer
HI I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
-willie
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Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas
even
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Originally Posted by HickMan
HI WILLIE, OR SHOULD I SAY JEAN
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
that w/e was for willie not you dickman
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Originally Posted by executioneer
NO YOU DONT YOU REALLY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAND AM I RIGHT FELLAS THAT GUY REALLY MASTURBANTES INSTEAD OF POSSIBLY KNOWING A GFIRL
-willie
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Originally Posted by HickMan
I LIKE ASIAN GIRLIES
EDIT FUCK YOU GUYS
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
10:45
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Originally Posted by executioneer
HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY
-willie
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED BECAUSE WE ARE ALL POSTING ON THE SAME MINUTE IT'S CONFUSING
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Originally Posted by HickMan
I LIKE THE NAME STEVE. SAME GAVE IT TO ME
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Originally Posted by executioneer
EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES
-willie
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Originally Posted by HickMan
I CAN SAY STUFF IN CAPS
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
:ANGRYJERKPOST
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I WANT TO HAEV UR MAN SECKS WILLIE!
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Originally Posted by executioneer
WHOOPS I GOT TO GO NOW ITS BEEN FUN HUH GUYS AM I RIGHT
-willie
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Originally Posted by HickMan
PENIS!
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Originally Posted by Schimid
::POUNDS ON EVERYONE BUT CRUNCH::
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Originally Posted by executioneer
i mena it
-willie
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
PLZ DUN POUND ME MISTAR SCHIMID :<
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Originally Posted by HickMan
VAGINA!
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SOMEONE DIED ON THE INTERNET
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Originally Posted by HickMan
BOOBZ
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Originally Posted by executioneer
You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while
you jerks
-willie
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
i saw that :rolysesyes
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Originally Posted by HickMan
I LIKE SECKS
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Originally Posted by HickMan
stupid jerks I can't believe I posted stupid words like that :omfg I try to read this whole thread but I couldn't it's too long
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
SIT ON IT POSTY
-willie
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Originally Posted by HickMan
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Originally Posted by Sam
HEY GUYS, I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS HEADING!
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat
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Originally Posted by Sam
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!
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Originally Posted by HickMan
NOO
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Originally Posted by Sam
YES!
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
BRING IT, SAMMY
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Originally Posted by Sam
OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT.
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Originally Posted by Sam
OH YAH I CAN'T POST FOR 2 STRAIGHT DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW.
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Originally Posted by HickMan
JOBS ARE FOR LOSERS
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Originally Posted by Sam
JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL NEED TO BUY THE ATHF DVD
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Originally Posted by HickMan
I ONLY HAVE FAMILY GUY VOLUME ONE :<
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Originally Posted by Sam
YOU COULD HAVE THEM ALL IF YOU HAD A JOB
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I have 14 shows on dvd and I don't have a job.
I'm poor now, however.
I used to have a job. I should go back to it soon.
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Originally Posted by Sam
What was your job???
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Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean
AHAHA FUN
NICE NEW AVATAR WILL, SIHT'S TOO CUTE
EEEARRHMEEWWOOO
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I WORKED AT ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS ONCE.
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I HAVE OVAR 1K POSTS NOW ;<
THAT MEANS IM ALMOST AS COOL AS ESUOHLIM :ROLLEYES
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Originally Posted by HickMan
I'M DIRT POOR. I LIVE IN THE GHETTO. MY SCHOOL HAS RAP SNACKS IN STOCK .
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Originally Posted by Sam
KEEP GOING LIQUIDSTATIK, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
R U TRYING TO BE GHEY TO ME? ;<
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Originally Posted by Sam
NO SORRY, I LIEK GIRLS, CUZ THEY ARE PRETTY AND MAKE MY TUMMY FEEL ALL WEIRD LIKE I ATE TOO MUCH MACORONI. ;-)
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
OH. WELL THAT'S COOL, TOO. I GUESS. :{
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Originally Posted by HickMan
POST
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Originally Posted by Sam
POST #2
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
WINNER: CHOJIN
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Originally Posted by Schimid
I think Tubesock won this round, guys.
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Originally Posted by executioneer
I HATE this thread
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
tube sock round 69 lolol rofl omg number commedy
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
hey did you know that the first day i was posting on the old ezboard they needed donates, so I donated enough money so that they needed a number that ended in 6.66
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
oh wait it wasn't the FIRST day, but it was definitely right after I started pposting
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
tube sock twice as cold twice as STONED :rofl
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
tube sock 666 omg lol
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
the retro tubesock
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
mad tubesock
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
KITTIES
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
SWEARS ON THE INTERNET
-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
FAST PACED ACTION
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Originally Posted by executioneer
THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, FUCKERS
-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
My friend drew me in paint and she drew me crying
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Originally Posted by executioneer
ultra perfect tubesock
-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
I forgot to ask permission to be in this thread can i be in this thread
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Originally Posted by executioneer
anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules
the rules are:
BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY
-willie
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by camacazio
I think I'd better get a post in too.
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Wheeeeee is my favorite word
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
"Who's girth" hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahh
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i am brushing my hair jekrs
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
three in a row
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Originally Posted by Sam
DOES THIS COUNT AS BEING A JERK? I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
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Originally Posted by executioneer
royal tubesock
-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
everybody quit but me
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
IMA GONNA GO GET SOME ICED TEA OK, FINE THEN.
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
which really means get sexed up...
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
i have to pee
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Originally Posted by camacazio
Things happen too fast!!!
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Originally Posted by EverythingWillSuck
I hope im not too late
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
okay guys i peed
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Originally Posted by camacazio
Was it blood?
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
At first, no, but then I fell backwards onto the sink and tore my kindey open. THEN it was blood.
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Originally Posted by Rongi
hey guys i got a quick question
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Originally Posted by Rongi
hold on
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Originally Posted by Rongi
I forgot my question i'm sorry
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Originally Posted by Rongi
oh i remember now
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Originally Posted by executioneer
lol I got some ice tea earlier, it was sobe zen tea which is orange cinnamon (the best flavor ice tea ever)
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
it was a great question but i think it's too great
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Originally Posted by executioneer
ps i changed my avatar again so its cooler 8)
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
ok here's the question
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Originally Posted by Rongi
where do you think you go when you die ?
i think you go into the matrix and fight agent smith
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Originally Posted by executioneer
what is your question
if it's "why the hell does freschetta pizza always tear up the roof of your mouth just like peanut butter crunch does" then that's my question too
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
OH i think you go to an anime convention when you die if you are bad, and to a orgy convention if you are good 8)
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
darn i shoulda asked that question because i really wanna know too
i had baked ziti pizza today. it was pretty good
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Originally Posted by executioneer
ALTERNATE ANSWER: FIRE DRILL!
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
i should start being good then
no more drinking or hot chicks ;(
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Originally Posted by executioneer
omg ziti rules your face
food forum
lol ziti and face, what a teenage dillema
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
this is what it woiuld be like if there was a i-mockery chatroom btw except that I don't talk in chatrooms b/c I usually am doing somethging else like posting on a forum
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
MAD LIBS TIME
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Originally Posted by Rongi
what's it like living in kitties
i bet there's a lot of fur
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Originally Posted by Rongi
milhouse you sure do make it seem like detroit has a lot of black people in it
maybe you should move
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
VERB
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Originally Posted by executioneer
i bought steaks and burritos and tater tots and corn and peas at the store
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
FART
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Originally Posted by executioneer
urinate
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
farting-urination
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Originally Posted by executioneer
i don't live IN kitties, just with a lot of them
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
MAD LIBS IS OVER
RONGI YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK AND GET MUGGED BY A BIG BLACK GUY
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Originally Posted by executioneer
thius thread is offensive to adrkies
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK MADLIBS IS BACK
NOUN
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Originally Posted by executioneer
cunt
-willie
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
shit i fell behind again
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
NOUN
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Originally Posted by executioneer
analflap
-willie
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
massive clitoris
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Originally Posted by Rongi
there's a lot of crime in new york
i wish someone would come and sotp the crime
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Originally Posted by Schimid
THE MOLECULAR MAN
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Originally Posted by executioneer
i want to be a super hero so i can stop crime
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
VERB
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by executioneer
rape
-willie
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
this thread is going too fast im always three posts behind
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Originally Posted by Schimid
oh shit rongi's here
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Originally Posted by Rongi
maybe you can be the exocutioneer
of crime
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
clocked
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Originally Posted by executioneer
that's ok scuutwice we'll understand
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
executioneer your avatar is about 20 times more hilarious with in it
:salute
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
ADJECTIVE
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
yay
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Originally Posted by Rongi
hey schimid whatsup can i call you schi from now on i am layzee
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Originally Posted by executioneer
i know I just need a fast way to get around besisdes walking or driving or a cool way to detect crime so I can be there on tmie
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
adjective: faggoty
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
that's a toughy
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
side scrollish
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Originally Posted by executioneer
scruutwice we demand MORE asbestos :simpsons
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Sorry, I have dialup so my computer is slow.
PERSON
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Originally Posted by executioneer
jixby phillips
PS YOU ARE FORGIVE FOR SLOW
-willie
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Originally Posted by Sam
LOL WILLIE BEAT ME AND I HAVE DIAL UP TOO!
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
micheal jackson
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
PERSON
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Originally Posted by executioneer
heather michelle
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
i just ate an orange
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OH SHIT, THIS IS RATHER LONG. I'D BETTER DO THREE AT A TIME
VERB
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Originally Posted by executioneer
oh shit I better go eat an apple and then we should compare
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
oranges are the best
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Originally Posted by Sam
YELLING!
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Originally Posted by Schimid
hey guys my name isnt schmid okay dont call me schmid i swear id be so mad
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
WHOOPS . THREE AT A TIME STARTING NOW
NOUN
FEELING
VERB
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Originally Posted by camacazio
Last time I looked it was only 3 pages long!
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
That made me LOL.
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Originally Posted by executioneer
shit
embarrassed
fellate
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
willie is a fucking post demon
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Originally Posted by Schimid
FIRST PERSON TO IM ME GETS A PRIZE
GO
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
ADJECTIVE
VERB
NOUN
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Originally Posted by executioneer
cunty
poop
demon
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
god damn willie you are a speed demon
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
ADVERB
VERB
VERB
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Originally Posted by Rongi
fartly
fart
punch
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Originally Posted by Sam
HEY GUYS, I'M LOOKING FOR SCHMID IS HE HERE???
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Originally Posted by camacazio
post
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
NOUN
ADVERB
PLACE
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Originally Posted by Schimid
RONGI WON THE IM CONTEST
round two GO SOMEONE IM ME HURRY
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Originally Posted by executioneer
apple
quickly
waste processing plant
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
NOUN
INSULT
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Originally Posted by executioneer
apples are better than oranges ytou wanna fight about it
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I wish there was an Apple Forum or something.
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Originally Posted by executioneer
condom
studio8
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
OH NO IT'S PERCY, MR. BONE'S NEPHEW
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Originally Posted by Rongi
no way willie oranges 4 life
vitamin c and citrus all the way
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Originally Posted by executioneer
schimid i don't get it
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
apples have vitamin c too and they taste bettar lol if i want citrus I'll buy a cleaning product
-willie
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
First guy named Rongi that unblocks me gets a prize! :D
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB. IT'S CALLED TEN COMMANDMENTS:
Ten Commandments
Thou shalt not cunt .
Thou shalt not rape an analflap
Thou shalt not be faggoty to Jixby Phillips or Heather Michelle
Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased
Thou shalt not fellate cuntily
Thou shalt not poop a demon without fartly fart first.
Thou shalt not punch without an apple
Thou shalt not cry quickly !
Thou shalt not go to waste processing plant without a condom
Thou shalt not be a(n) Studio8
I GOT THIS FROM ELIBS.COM
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Originally Posted by executioneer
totally lol omg
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
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Originally Posted by executioneer
someone do another one mad libs are my fav :D
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Rongi
w/e willie
citrus can be used for so much more then cleaning. like squirting jersk in the eye
besides apples skin tastes like gross
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Originally Posted by executioneer
YOU taste like gross
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
lol @ madlib
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Originally Posted by Rongi
omg that's mean
well you can take your apples and go jump off a bridge you meanie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Apples are way better
ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER THAN APPLE JUICE THOUGH
BUT APPLE CIDER...
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Originally Posted by executioneer
I'm sorry lets not compare apples to oranges anymore
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK
My computer is going faster it seems. Who's up for another Mad Lib round? :D
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Originally Posted by Rongi
well alright :D
but we can all agree that brussel sprouts are gross
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Originally Posted by Schimid
HEARTS STARS HORSESHOES CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS AND ME RED BALLOONS
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Originally Posted by camacazio
Man, I love those fruit loops.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I've been angry at Lucky Charms since they took out diamonds.
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Originally Posted by Schimid
NOW THEY HAVE SECRET THINGS
WHEN YOU PUT MILK IN, A KEY IS REVEALED
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Originally Posted by executioneer
my roommate found this bag cereal one time that was like froot loops with marshmallows, only it had almost as much marshmallows as froot loops
MAD LIBS
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
ALRIGHT, NOW FELLAS?
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Originally Posted by Schimid
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE SHORT SO I'LL DO TWO AT A TIME.
FRIEND
BEVERAGE
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Originally Posted by Schimid
mr. rogers
lemon-scented cleaner
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Originally Posted by executioneer
jeff
coke
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
PART OF FACE
NOUN
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Originally Posted by executioneer
schimid is the answer "BEING AT ABSOLUTE ZERO"
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
nostril
wrapper
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Originally Posted by executioneer
nose
booger
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?
ICE COLD!
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
SOMETHING STICKY
NUMBER
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Originally Posted by Sam
GLUE
6
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Originally Posted by executioneer
being at absolute zero is colder than ice cold
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
OKAY WILLIE YOU CAN DO THE REST
EXCEPT NUMBER SHOULD BE 69, AWE YEAH
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
INTERNAL ORGAN
METAL
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Originally Posted by executioneer
lol numbers are always boring so my friends and i wehn we do madlibs always put some sort of expletive with them, like "900 fuck grandma"
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
spleen
simple plan
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Originally Posted by executioneer
testicle
lead
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
i want that to be my title
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'LL PUT "FUCK GRANDMA" IN THIS ONE.
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
WEAPON
MILITARY VEHICLE
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Originally Posted by executioneer
hahaha
-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer
dickie
cock rocket
a-10 warthog
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
This is one of those awesome topics where you REALLY want to go to bed, but you know something hilarious will be posted right after you leave or a prime set-up for a joke will be made.
Except I have to charm a young lady tomorrow
Thanks a lot, I-Mockery
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Originally Posted by executioneer
it'll still be here tomorrow :/
or it BETTER
-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid
yeah but the jokes will be lost
i'm going to bed, guys
wish me luck on my quest for pretty girls
EDIT - 229, neva 4get
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Originally Posted by executioneer
luck
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
BUT YOU'LL MISS THE MAD LIB
Well here it is. I combined both of Schimids and Willie's answers, since you both participated. :o
"HOW TO UNCLOG A SINK"
Fill Jeff halfway with coke . Place a plunger over the nostril , making sure that the plunger’s rubber wrapper is full of glue . Plunge 6 fuck grandma times, using careful but forceful strokes. Remove the testicle and give Jeff a chance to drain. After it is completely unclogged, run hot lead down the dickie for several minutes. Consider using a cockrocket as a last resort. Call in a warthog for problems you can’t resolve on your own.
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Originally Posted by Rongi
if someone closes this thread i'll be really angry
and you won't like me when i'm angry
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Originally Posted by executioneer
hahaha
that was funny but not as good as the first one, I blame the mad lib itself =-o
-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
This might be the most rapidly growing thread ever.
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Originally Posted by executioneer
good :C
-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi
ANOTHER MAD LIB 8)
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by executioneer
get down with yo bad self and yo bad mad lib
-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio
I'd like to see this thing at 20 pages by morning.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
at this rate how could it NOT
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i leave for an hour or so and i miss everything x 1000
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I started Mad Libs on page 4 I think, and that was an hour ago :o
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
If people go to bed it won't hit 20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
hey guys put on comedy central
the nambla episode of south park is on
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
well stick around we're going to do another mad lib
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
nobody goes to bed in THIS town
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
if i go watch TV how can I post on the internet, it's not like the TV and computor are in the same room
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
IF NO ONE STARTS A MAD LIB IN SIX MORE POSTS, THEN I GUESS I'LL DO IT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
People ALWAYS go to bed in this pussy state.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
weebl and bob
i forgot the URL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
HAPPY time
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I think I saw a clip thing from albinoblacksheep. :/ It was funny.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
I want to go back and read all the stuffs i missed but i don't want to miss what is happening now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
OK I'LL DO MAD LIB
MAMMAL (plural)
INTERNAL ORGAN
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Not much is happening right now.
BUT WAIT 'TIL MAD LIBS START AGAIN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
donkies
aorta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
KITTIES
PANCREAS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
monkeys
small intestines
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
amphibian (plural)
small mammal
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
OMG IT STARTED
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
newts
mouse
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
FROGGIES
MOUSE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
adhesive
number
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Salamanders
Chinchilas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
RUBBER CEMENT
1800 CALL SAM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Super Glue
Fourthousand six hundred and two
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
elmer's glue
72
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
household pet plural
military vehicle plural
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
KITTENS
TANKS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
FISHIES
TANKS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Spiders
Hummers
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
oh shit I should have checked to see what the rating was on this one, it's only 1 1/2 star
oh well
household appliance pl
body part pl
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
blenders
fingers
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
DISHWASHERS
TONGUES
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
BLENDERS
PENII
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Microwaves
Clitorises
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah, my ten commandments one was in the top 40, but the unclog sink one was a random.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
part of face
weapon pliural
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
CHEEK
PISTOLS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Skin
attack dogs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
MILHOUSES DIAL UP IS FASTER THEN MY DSL =(
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
lol
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
OK IS EVERYONE READY
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
yes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
YEY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
READY :D
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
NO WAIT MY POPCORN IS IN TEH MICROWAVE
:REALY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
this is better then american idol
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER
Decide how many kitties to invite by measuring the size of your aorta . Send out salamanders a week ahead of time. Ask everyone to bring a mouse and rubber cement . Have at least 4602 videos. Be prepared in case kids want to bake kittens . Stock up on hummers and blenders . Don’t forget to lay in supplies for breakfast. penii and cheek are fine. When the kids arrive tell them what attack dogs they can use.
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
opps the title was "HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER"
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Hurrah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
I rate it: 1 1/2 star
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I didn't like it to much. ;(
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
honest to chrsit some people just shouldn't be allowed on the ingternet, and the person who wrote that madlib is it
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
Hi! Sorry I'm late!
Is there any snacks left?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
I'm gonna write my own, someone else should do one of th e top 40 or whatever in the meantime =-o
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
MEAN TIME
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
I have a book of old madlibs somewhere upstairs. I'm busy down here with the pretzels, though. Someone else got on that.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HEY, I THINK WE JUST BEAT THE MARYLIN MOCK WAR THREAD
BTW THE MADLIB WAS CRAP, OR MAYBE WILLIE IS JUST BETTER WITH COMING UP ANSWERS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
no it was def. the madlib
measure the size of your (internal organ) ? fucking douchebag
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
Yeah, that was dumb shit.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'LL MAKE IT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
COME ON ELIBS SEND ME A FUNCKING CONFIRMATION EMAIL
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
THIS IS MOCK WASR WEHEREZ THE MOCKING???
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
PLURAL ANIMAL
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
snakes
sour
slimey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Donkies
Hard
hot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
dolphins
retarded
sophisticated
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
dogs
homoerotic
slippery
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
LAST NAME
ITEM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
PLURAL NOUN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
weiner
refridgerator
asses
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Pringle
Rolling pin
Carts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
TATOM
DISH WASHER
FAGGOTS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
ADJECTIVE
ONE SYLLABLE WORD POP HAT HOP CHEW ETC (wtf??? )
PERSON
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
smelly
cunt
lotida
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Hot and ready
phhhhffff
Hot dog vendor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
LOL
VERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
this is going too fast. lol.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
shiney
bumpy
jim carey!!! lolllolollo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
rape
dehumanize
stupid
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Run
Fuck
barely 18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
Argh, I'm lost!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
hahaha barely 18 ruels :D
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
I NEED TO SHAVE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
SHAVE THEN
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
FIRST NAME OF PERSON WHOSE LAST NAME YOU FILLED IN ABOVE:
PIECE OF CLOTHING
ADJECTIVE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
Joe
Pants
Clingy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
Ignacious
ass-chaps
fucked-up
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
Joe Weiner
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
FEMALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE
VERB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
geoffery
body condom
Pregnent
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
jim
birthday suit hahahaha
smelly
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
ESUOHLIM
SMELLY
SHITTING
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
Cuntette
Cunty
run
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
lisa
slutty
sex
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
TOO FAST
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
jeannette x
slippery
flip the bird
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
LOL @ CUNTETTE
ANIMAL
VERB ENDING IN -S
VERB ENDING IN -S
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Anteater
Sucks
Impregnates
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
kangaroo
jumps
kicks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
giraffe
fucks
evaporates
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
TIME FOR TELETUBBIES!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
hummingbird
flys
crashes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
THREE TOED SLOTH
HOPS
PEERS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK OR BREATHE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
weasel
farts
explodes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'll make the female name "Cuntette X"
VERB
BODY PART PLURAL
PIECE OF CLOTHING
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
farts
penii
petticoat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
tickle
pendulous breasts
wimple
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Seckses
Livers
BOdyh condom
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
ADJECTIVE
MALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
FUNNY
JIXBY
FAST
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
gay
kellychaos
shitty
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
slippery
jim
horny
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
exploding
Ron pearlman
shaving
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Dead
Timmy
dying
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
sad
gregory hines
angry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
lol @ gregfory hines
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
TOOL
PLURAL NOUN
NOUN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
hammer
nails
wood
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
kellychaos
buttplugs
turd
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
MONKEY WRENCH
MEXICANS
JEW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Forceps
Babies
Doctor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
WILLIE YOU NEED TO GET ON AIM MORE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
yeah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
if i was on AIM I wouldn't be able to reply to this thread so fast
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
LOL @ KELLYCHOAS FOR TOOL
VERB ENDING IN S
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN S
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
shoots
dad
scores
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
bones
****** :X
farts
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
fucks
goat
eats
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
makes outs
hocky
runes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
shit this is a long one :D
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK, IT'S READY
EVERYONE READY?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
oh yeah
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
WHEEE, hold on for fifteen minutes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
oh yeah
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
CONME ON JERKS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
SING A CHRISTMAS CAROL
Up on the housetop snakes pause, Out jumps hard sophisticated Santa Weiner , Down through the refridgerator with lots of asses , All for the smelly ones Christmas joys!
CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .
First comes the pants of fucked-up Cuntette X , Oh, cunty Santa, run it well, Give her a giraffe that fucks and evaporates , One that can open and farts thier penii .
CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .
Look in the petticoat of gay KellyChaos , Oh just see the shaving fill! Here is a hammer and lots of babies , A Jew that shoots and a Dad that scores !
CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
edit: there it is
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
lol omg
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
How ruthlessly absurd!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
that was the best one yet
Santa Weiner
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
It was #3 on the top 40 (the first two were GURLZ ONLY )
But that is the one of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
lol @ Here is a hammer and lots of babies
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
hard SOPHISTICATED santa weiner
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
i still hgaven't gotten a confirmation email
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
BILLY BOB CORN COB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
it must be my email service i tried a diff. adress and it worked right away
I'm gonig to be writing one now so go ahead and do another one without me
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
I CAN'T GO TO BED UNTIL WE BREAK 20 PAGES START A NEW ONE!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
i just cotton swabbed my ears
i had a lot of wax in them
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
AT THE FUNNY MADLIB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
I dont want to go to bed, but i need to go on a quest for ladies to secks tomorrow.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
You shall fail. Clearly schimid is the bread winner there.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i dont get it
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
This was started: Sun Jan 18, 2004 3:38 am
It is now somewhere around: Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:53 am
That's a long time :O
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
Your time zone is CRAZY. Midnight here.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
It's only 1:46 am here... I haven't set the boards for my timezone yet.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
Where are the big-time posters?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
SOMEONE ELSE DO A MAD LIB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I DUN KNOW HOW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
POOK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
GURLZ ONLIE!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
VERB
NOUN
NOUN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drev
RUN
PICKLE
MONKEY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
VERB
Mad hatter
hot shower
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
jump
egg
eye
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
CATS
FLAMING
UNDER-ROOS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Christs
Hot and ready
Preggos
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
pants
hit
cheeses
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
PLURAL NOUN
VERB ENDING IN -ing
VERB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
THIS THREAD HAS BECOME NOTHING WITHOUT THE IMPORTANT I-MOCKERS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Sad mans
winning
shoeing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
My dream is lost. No 20 pages for me.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
WILLIE COME BACK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
HEY CAMACAZIO! GIVE THE SHIT I NEED FOR THE MADLIB, OR STOP TALKING! 8-)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
wtf I'm here i'm just mkaing the next one ok
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
knock knock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
If he wasn't to busy sucking your cock he would know that.
No offense to you.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
YOU GUYS ARE JERKS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
turds
farting
shit
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
NO FIGHTING
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
ima gonna go to bed and then wake up and find woman to make love to
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
Sry willie ;<
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
i just ate a buncha salted sunflower seeds 8)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
are we still doing a madlib
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
I was a little preoccupied.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
Nah. It sucked anyway.
Edit - mine sucked. I guess we're still doing them if somebody wants to start a new one.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
well then can I do mine
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
I LIED, go ahead
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
HOLIDAY
PLURAL NOUN
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
christmas
chairs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
MARTEN LUTHER KING DAY
Cuntses
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
ORGAN
VERB PAST TENSE
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
Lung
POPPED
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
ovary
bled
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
HEART
FARTED
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Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
verb past tense
liquid
-willie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
DIED
Urea
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Quote:
Originally Posted by camacazio
looted
mercury
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I clicked the first 2000 posts of this thread. It doesn't look like they all stuck.
You've failed me MultiQuote.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
No YouTube embeds in your sigs, poindexter.
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