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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 01:50 PM       
You should see what she wants. If it's a sale, be all interested and then say hold on a sec, put the phone near the tv and walk away. My other favorite is walking into the bathroom while they give their pitch and flush the toilet just to see if I can put a break in their stride.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 02:37 PM       
I better stop bleeding by Friday.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 02:44 PM       
I've gotten the boat call too when I was on vacation in the Cayman Islands. Only while I was there though.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 03:02 PM       
We get cruise ship calls all the time.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 03:35 PM       
I meant, this guy bought a boat and is in collections for it or something.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 03:36 PM       
Ah, then tell them yeah he's here hold on, and then set the phone down and let them listen to nothing.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 05:43 PM       
Did you co-sign anything for a relative? That's my guess.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 06:46 PM       
nope, never cosigned for anyone. I think it's just a wrong number that they refuse to believe.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 08:06 PM       
wow, guys, fuck jobhunting
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 08:16 PM       
Yeah, job hunting is why most people stay in thier shitty jobs.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 08:44 PM       
It sucks I may end up working at walmart again.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 09:04 PM       
Oh man, the jokes coming to me are endless
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 09:19 PM       
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I better stop bleeding by Friday.
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I read this and then looked to the left at your BAD NEWS logo dripping red. I just thought to myself "BAD NEWS indeed."
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 10:01 PM       
There's a shitload of jobs where I'm at. Most of them are in food service, but there are a lot of openings in retail as well. It's weird. I think the recession is being caused by so many people quitting and being fired. I've had my job for two and a half years and we have just been getting more and more desperate for people.

It's that they can't afford to work for so little. However, it's a boon to the teenage workforce (booyah).
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 10:05 PM       
For some reason I can't get enough Rice Krispies. I ate like 4 bowls today.

I highly doubt I'm lucky enough to be pg again so it's probably just me being fat.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 10:06 PM       
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 11:47 PM       
Big fat fucking piece of shit!
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 11:49 PM       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_8woQ-HEA

Previous to Conan O'Brien's talkshow career...
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 11:56 PM       
The Erasure guy has AIDS from the homo gay.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:07 AM       
IT AIN'T FAIR I TELLS YA

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Putting a tag on anyone you just meet arent you? Well news for you kiddo, im not emo =/. And thats my cam honeybunch.

Now make us all a favor and think a little before you barf your stupid thoughts out. Srsly.



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Oh shit! She's caught Pubitis! AKA the COOOOOTTTTTIIIIEEEESSSSS
Ranny-K! Stop spreading your tyttöbakteeri to everyone.


I read the mainsite, WTH?
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 01:39 AM       
Hey guys, pretending to be gay in real life leads to worse problems than being beaten up if the other guys pretend to be gay back.

Do I back down? No. Do they? No?! Oh shit...
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