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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 07:31 PM       
Can we talk about Liquid Televison again?
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 07:56 PM       
the physicians were always doing shit like that to each other.

one guy talked to a colleague before a conference in Denver and told him that Viagra has the side effect of easing altitude sickness. The guy took a bunch of Viagra on the plane and developed priapism.

Someone gave these as gifts because they make your shit look bloody. Then he got a kick out of it if he found out the recipient ordered a stool screen or colonoscopy.

Another guy got the super-wide saran wrap and stretched it over the bowl of the toilet, then put down the seat because his target was known for pissing on the seat. It was stretched so tight it was perfectly clear, you couldn't see it if you weren't looking for it. When the guy went in and pissed, the pee bounced off it like a drum and all over his scrubs. It wasn't too harmful because you just grab more off the linen cart, just a little mean.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 08:17 PM       
After a tiff with my bit of skirt, I was feeling charitable and unblocked some people that maybe should've stayed blocked.
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[11:53] Axem Cupola: Hiiiiiiii.
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[11:54] Axem Cupola: Tell I-mockery that I have lost 60 pounds and that I am down to 205!
[11:54] Pubbles: okay
[11:55] Axem Cupola: And that soon, they'll never be able to call me "sagtits" again.
[11:56] Pubbles: I imagine they will always call you sagtits, my friend. They are not nice people.
[11:56] Axem Cupola: Then that will make them retarded.
[11:57] Axem Cupola: It will prove how pathetic they really are, and how they'll fail at life whever they go, and that they'll always be the ******s, and that outside of their pathetic little forum, they've got no chance against anybody and they'll be buttfucked by big, strong ******s.
[11:57] Pubbles: Um, yes. That is true.
[11:57] Pubbles: You didn't need to prove it.
[11:58] Axem Cupola: That they'll be the little boys with the microscopic penises who even ******s make fun of.
[11:58] Axem Cupola: Oh, but I did. Because now, they're going to be miserable. This is my revenge for their rotton treatment of me.
[11:59] Pubbles: They are already miserible. They are sad, lonely people.
[11:59] Pubbles: If they were good people they would never have treated you so poorly, I'm sure.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 09:18 PM       
205 pounds of sad.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 10:13 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 10:34 PM       



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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 10:54 PM       
The fat mumbling Japanophile know as Clement.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 10:58 PM       
I remember Clement. Not much more, though.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 11:00 PM       
Tell Clement that I miss him and that he should kill himself, k Pub?
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 11:22 PM       
He was 265 POUNDS?! JESUS RATFUCKING CHRIST
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 11:24 PM       
His face did NOT denote that. Fat face, yes, but not PORKBEAST. Was he a fucking human Weeble or something?
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 11:36 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 11:42 PM       
Those are some seriously retarded thought trees. I bet his parents are related.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 11:55 PM       
http://jonathanclement.proboards.com...lay&thread=122

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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 11:58 PM       
COULD THIS MARK THE RETURN OF CLEMENT?


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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:00 AM       



HE'S GONNA EAT THE BABY!

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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:01 AM       
What the hell is he bitching about? Did he get banned again or something?
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:04 AM       
Even in that picture, he does not look like he nearly weighed NEARLY 300 POUNDS, did he stash it all in his beefneck?
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:07 AM       
http://jonathanclement.proboards.com...lay&thread=429

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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:08 AM       
I'm actually going to break I-Mockery tradition and CONGRATULATE the poor bastard, Holy Mary Mother of God
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:19 AM       
Now that I've read the links to his forum, I wish that I hadn't already used "Holy Mary Mother of God". It was a just humorous statement, I didn't realize that it was completely fucking appropriate

The forum would be hilarious if it wasn't full of sad, weird people trying to reason with an OBVIOUS CRAZY PERSON
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:23 AM       
Clement was the best thing to ever happen to I-mockery
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Old Apr 14th, 2010, 12:24 AM       
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