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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 12:06 AM       
Missed a full lunar eclipse-cum-red moon extravaganza this morning. I was even awake and mucking about at the time - I just had no freaking idea.

Why don'y they tell people on the news the day before, rather than reporting 'oh, lots of people missed it' on every news network 9 hours later? Fucks.

Why did google change their page AFTER the fucking event?
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 12:58 AM       
I would have been totally psyched to see a lunar eclipse but NOOOOOOOO, us North American cuntfaces didn't get shit
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 01:11 AM       
I SWEAR I saw the moon getting kind of red, but then a huge storm rolled in and the sky is still full of rain and clouds.
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 01:20 AM       
The moon is now communist
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 01:55 AM       
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Missed a full lunar eclipse-cum-red moon extravaganza this morning. I was even awake and mucking about at the time - I just had no freaking idea.

Why don'y they tell people on the news the day before, rather than reporting 'oh, lots of people missed it' on every news network 9 hours later? Fucks.

Why did google change their page AFTER the fucking event?
um, don't feel bad. honestly - the world gets "SPECTACULAR ONCE IN A LIFETIME" type astrononmical events like bi-monthly. despite what the headlines will tell you, there is no special eclipse that anybody is missing out on. it's a regular, automatic, common occurrence. you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this one and any future ones.


subscribe to a skywatching blog, you'll have celestial events to look forward to every week and won't have to rely on the oversensationalized after-the-fact media.
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 02:08 AM       
Could you subscribe to that for us and keep us updated, please?
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 02:09 AM       
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Could you subscribe to that for us and keep us updated, please?
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 02:09 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 02:12 AM       
8ut I have all the luck. ALL OF IT. ::::)
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 02:17 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 02:24 AM       
I just found out a friend of mine has become a stripper. I don't know what to tell her; she loves her body, and is open about it, but frankly her taking this sort of job scares me a little.
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 04:01 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 04:06 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 07:18 AM       
Haha, some retard on youtube is calling me a bigot and says he's reporting me for harassment and hate speech because he's angry that I made fun of teabaggers and joked that he's a racist and probably committed war crimes.

I did a google search for his username and found out that he reports anyone who calls him out on how fucking stupid he is.
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 07:29 AM       
I think that's SOP for people like that.
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 08:00 AM       
The cherry on top is that his username is MRCOMBATVETERAN. Seriously, he never shuts up about how he was in the army.

He kept saying that he was reporting everything I said about his supposed veteran status and hasn't posted a reply since I told him that I was reporting him for homophobic remarks he made on another video.
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 11:02 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 11:23 AM       
BEEF JERKY JERK-OFF
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 11:24 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 11:43 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 11:59 AM       
Pocono. Nice. I'm back from VA Beach. Sort of.
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 12:19 PM       
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I've been on decadron on and off my entire life for various reasons. The last two times they put me on it, I got pregnant within a month.

Take care, Lord Sappington, take care.
Oh shit, maybe that explains why I've been having the mood swings! I'm too young to be a daddy!
But no seriously this shit is fucking me up. One hour, I was feeling like the coolest guy ever, and the next I was depressed and miserable. Looked up the side-effects, and bam, mood swings were one of them. Good times are goin' on in my brain.
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Old Jun 16th, 2011, 01:00 PM       
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IS IT FOR THE BEEF JERKY JERK OFF


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