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Old Nov 24th, 2011, 02:03 AM       
is this thread about drugs now

i know a lot about smoking some drugs
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Old Nov 24th, 2011, 02:04 AM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2011, 05:03 AM       
i made some weed cookies (components extracted using alcohol/evaporation; SCIENCE) and ate 12 out of 15 of them, then the whole world turned to about a 45 degree angle for a while

after i woke up i threw up so hard you could tell by the pattern of burst capillaries exactly what direction i was looking whilst puking

fun times?
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Old Nov 24th, 2011, 07:11 AM       
You season those cookies with some bath salts?
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Old Nov 24th, 2011, 08:05 AM       
The other night I was caught by the cops painting a wall, so I legged it and hid in a blackberry bush while they searched for me. I had to stay there for about two hours, and I swear to god the torch light passed over me a few times.

I've never been to gaol.
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Old Nov 24th, 2011, 10:59 AM       
That sounds like some of my nights a while back. Glad you weren't caught.

We had broke into these portables in a school near our old house once. We found out it was a place they'd send the bad kids. But inside the bathroom was a bunch of inspirational posters. We totally fucked them up to say bad things. Then we stole walkie talkies that were sitting in there plus the chargers. It was awesome because our house was close enough to the school that we could hear the teachers talking over the walkie talkies. Sometimes we'd harass the teachers. Like there was this teacher called Ms. Gay and we'd ask to speak to Ms. Very Gay. And just saying poop or eat a dick over it every now and then. I think they were trying to triangulate us once because they kept telling us to keep talking and that they were interested in what we had to say or something.
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Old Nov 24th, 2011, 11:44 AM       
what were you painting?
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Old Nov 24th, 2011, 12:43 PM       
I've gotten stuck in mirrors while on weed for quite some time.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 12:33 AM       
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Sometimes I get so stoned that I think I've already seen everything that's going to happen and I get confused asking everyone what's going on, but as things are said and happen I call them in my head and it trips me the fuck out. This effect only happens after my 4th or 5th bowl pack.
Yet you couldn't anticipate a woman dumping you?

What a waste of time.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 01:50 AM       
Hey guys my gf dumped me
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 02:00 AM       
Again?
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 02:28 AM       
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Hey guys my gf dumped me
Well I'll be, looks like some progress hasn't been made.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 03:01 AM       
You now have to take a dump on her.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 03:07 AM       
Or maybe he should suck on her tit.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 04:07 AM       
That's rather sad. You seem like a real catch!
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 05:23 AM       
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We had broke into these portables in a school near our old house once. We found out it was a place they'd send the bad kids. But inside the bathroom was a bunch of inspirational posters. We totally fucked them up to say bad things. Then we stole walkie talkies that were sitting in there plus the chargers. It was awesome because our house was close enough to the school that we could hear the teachers talking over the walkie talkies. Sometimes we'd harass the teachers. Like there was this teacher called Ms. Gay and we'd ask to speak to Ms. Very Gay. And just saying poop or eat a dick over it every now and then. I think they were trying to triangulate us once because they kept telling us to keep talking and that they were interested in what we had to say or something.
Hahaha. Hmm, eat a dick, yes, very interesting. KEEP TALKING.


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what were you painting?
Lots of colourful and exciting letters on a rather drab, boring and grey wall.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 05:32 AM       
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Well, shit, that sounds fucking awesome. Maybe I should try eating it.
maybe the most experienced drug user on this message board should try eating weed once. and you only had third plateau doses and you blacked out? What a pussy. I had fourth plateau like every other night and remembered everything
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 10:59 AM       
Guys my bf dumped me
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 11:32 AM       
when did all of you start doing drugs

should i start doing drugs too to fit in and be cool
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 01:24 PM       
nah you're good you've already done two drugs that i know of:

fat and musclejerk
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 01:40 PM       
When you ride the high of cheeseburgers, it can only end in death or musclejerk.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 06:16 PM       
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 10:52 PM       
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Guys my bf dumped me
He didnt dump you. Its just someone elses turn.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 11:10 PM       
DRUGS? SON, LET OLD GUS TELL YOU BOUT DRUGS. OLD GUS DON'T GET TOASTED ANYMORE CAUSE GUS IS A WINNER

OLD GUS JUST LEGALLY BINGE DRINKS HIS BRAIN CELLS INTO OBLIVION LIKE ALL THE OTHER RESPONSIBLE ADULTS OBEYING OUR FINE GOVERNMENT'S LAWS
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Old Nov 26th, 2011, 12:39 AM       
I'm totally drugged up on xanax so I'm gonna give you folks some truths. Truth is, I need to be in a mental home again. I barely leave my house out of fear of nothing. I only go out to get groceries, play pool for a short time(sometimes), and doctors. And if where I need to go is out of the safe radius, I flip the fuck out. So working from home has its advantages, but for me, the disadvantages are fucking up my life. I am gonna go get checked in to a mental place. One way or another I'm going to get over this bullshit. And then when I do, I'm going to visit each and every one of you with my fist. Inside my fist will be a token for spending one day with me. And we shall have fun times of your choosing. But first, I need to get better. I shall get better. We will see. Why all this now? Well, I found it sad that I couldn't even go to thanksgiving with my mom because my sister's house is too far. It's out of the unsafe zone. Time to get checked into the home.

If you don't hear from me after. Have a merry christmas and a dick of a chaunakaaka
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