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Old May 10th, 2010, 03:14 PM        Johnathan Clement lost a bunch of weight


Now he kinda looks like a member of Panic! At the Disco.

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Old May 10th, 2010, 03:17 PM       
Anyway I've been following him on Youtube for a while now and every week he's been eating at Dairy Queen and playing Wii Fit and tracking his progress.

It isn't exactly the most genius diet plan, but he somehow managed to stick to it (putting that autism fixation to good use I guess). It's almost kinda inspiring and is gonna put me directly on another diet stint after finals so that I can make sure I never weigh anywhere near as much as Clement.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 03:19 PM       
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Old May 10th, 2010, 03:37 PM       
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Old May 10th, 2010, 03:42 PM       
I wanna cut his vocal cords out.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 03:43 PM       
And you subscribe and watch every video he uploads. :O
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Old May 10th, 2010, 03:43 PM       
I haven't eaten red meat in 11 days. I still weigh 130 pounds. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
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Old May 10th, 2010, 03:50 PM       
aww look, he set up a mattress down there for samantha's arrival
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Old May 10th, 2010, 04:11 PM       
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I haven't eaten red meat in 11 days. I still weigh 130 pounds. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
"I haven't eaten red meat in 11 days."

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Old May 10th, 2010, 04:27 PM       
I've had dreamt of sinking my teeth into something that squealed before it died for days now.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 05:13 PM       
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And you subscribe and watch every video he uploads. :O
then i'm also stalking 88 other people.

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Old May 10th, 2010, 06:19 PM       
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Old May 10th, 2010, 06:21 PM       
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Old May 10th, 2010, 06:59 PM       
Good for him

However losing weight because of a single diet won't do jack shit if you go back to your old habits, in most cases you need to change your lifestyle. Here's hoping he has the motivation to keep on going and stay fit and healthy.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 07:34 PM       
He stuck a medallion up his ass because the internet told him to.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 07:51 PM       
Did Clement always have such feminine features? His eyes are like sad librarian eyes. Maybe that's just the glasses.

The guy must be pretty lonely if his fishing for compliments from youtube commentators. I hope everything turns out alright for him.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 08:03 PM       
Good for that dude. If he got one of those emo fringe haircuts and a brightly colored band t shirt and hung out at the mall he'd probably get a girlfriend.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 09:20 PM       
How old is this dude?

I ask because in the video he asks what everyone thinks of his outfit and hair, and I asked myself, "why would anyone give a shit about what others think of what they are wearing or their hairstyle? Especially what with more important worries like bills and rent and the like." Which makes me think it is a younger person thing.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 09:29 PM       
He's probably around 20. He's completely socially retarded and has aspergers though, so he'll be this way forever.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 10:23 PM       
Comparing that question to his old standby of why do people hate anime, I think it's a marginal improvement.
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Old May 11th, 2010, 12:05 AM       
@Eric - you're worried you'll look fatter than him? Even thin(ner), he has some mega moobs. At least a C-cup.

And, thanks for the warning - I nearly crapped my pants. But only nearly.

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Old May 11th, 2010, 12:32 AM       
His face certainly looks healthier, but now that he's got old man titties on top of old person bladder buldge with matching highwater granny slacks the effect is anything ranging from mildly disturbing to complete and utter nightmare fuel.

Like, I watched Watership Down for the first time ever this morning, and it might only be the second scariest thing I see today. That is how much I dislike this video.

It's also sort of a mindfuck in general, as I never expected him to actually stop being a fatass. This is like if Chris Chan lost weight, or if Batman cried.
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Old May 11th, 2010, 01:31 AM       
I really don't know how I feel about Jonathan Clement. I see his modest attempt at self-improvement and I feel a certain warmth for the guy but then I see him respond to his commentators with a dry "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HAIR AND CLOTHS?" and all that goodwill just bleeds out of me.
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Old May 11th, 2010, 05:14 AM       
his arm hair is gross and that's just from the starting picture so im not going to watch it

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