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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 06:25 PM       
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Where's my Valentine cards? Where's the ?Love at?
If I could sever a saints head and hand it to you on a silver platter, I would
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 06:29 PM       
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If I could sever a saints head and hand it to you on a silver platter, I would
Which saint? Depending on what the saint stood for, there could be all kinds of symbolic connotations.

Heeey...I'm starting to see an idea for a toy line here...
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 06:29 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 06:33 PM       
No, plastic minuture saint heads. Keep 'em on keychains and the like. Certain ones can represent hope, love, patience, luck, things like that (depending on the saint). You can buy them and give them out to friends and family. 'Cause lord knows, nothing says "I love you!" like a plastic miniture severed holy person's head.
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 07:09 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 08:02 PM       
For ZQ :

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I really want,
To fuck the retard out of you.

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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 08:50 PM       
For Tadao:

Roses are red,
Rip Van Winkle was sleepy,
You never fail
to deliver some creepy.
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 10:10 PM       
For Tadao:

Some carnations are red
Some carnations are white
Here's where I roll my eyes
And tell you "Yeah Right".

And wow, Freudian lollipops. Ironically, one could probably find some freudian meaning behind sucking on someone's head... I did once see a Freud figurine for sale in a nearby shop once.
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 10:45 PM       
i only buy chocolates for chicks in valentines and try to spend the whole day with said chick my valentine this year is duckling thats what her friends call her. she turns me on
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 10:54 PM       
For Sam:

Exorcising is hard
But so is having a wife
Especially if your a priest
They'll both take your life
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Cherries are red
But some can be black
Please be my valentine
And we'll hang out with Shaq
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For Tadao

Pop Tarts are brown
With sugar and cinnamon
You have a sweet van
That you can R*** people in
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Daisies are yellow
The Ramones wore black
I'll have more to write
When I get out of work*

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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 11:50 PM       
10000V Ghost:

Roses are red,
So are some wines.
I eagerly await
the rest of your lines.
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 02:13 PM       
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To Kitsa

Daisies are yellow
The Ramones wore black
They have started punk rock
That my friend is a fact

You live far away
But we should get booze
Hang out with your boyfriend
And watch secret of the ooze.
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 02:35 PM       
For darkvare:

Roses are red,
Larks like to sing,
May you enjoy the day
With your duckling.
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 03:05 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 04:11 PM       
love makes everyone a little gay
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 04:48 PM       
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You live in the southern hemisphere
I have some beer, wine and liquor.
You should come to the U.S
Sooner, now and quicker.
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 04:52 PM       
I didn't always live far away. I went to Ithaca and Cornell
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 05:05 PM       
I give painted rocks
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 05:20 PM       
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I didn't always live far away. I went to Ithaca and Cornell

My friends went to Ithaca but I never visited them
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 05:22 PM       
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Painted rocks are nice
but so is some bourbon
We should hang out
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 05:29 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 06:03 PM       
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This thread might be queer
But think this way
It might be a comfort
Come Valentine's Day!
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 01:53 AM       
My friend talked me into buying a stuffed animal in the school valentine delivery system, then I realized I didn't know anyone's English period or teacher, so I sent it to some girl I only sorta knew. Her reaction was apparently 'What the shit?'
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 09:13 AM       
I've never given or received valentines day card or gift. I guess that makes me cool... right?

...right?

Actually I think my girlfriend game me one once which she made out of glitter and pictures of cats. I got glitter in my eye which as it turns out is one of the most uncomfortable things which can happen to a person.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 09:31 AM       
We don't celebrate Valentines day in my country, so I have never given or received one either.
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