A question about girlfriends

[jimbutsu]

Sure it is. You're trying to make it an insult, thus there must be something wrong with it.

Does the pointiness of your Klan hood make it easier to get your head up you own ass?

[executioneer]

whatever you say mister i'm-so-new-to-the-internet-that-i've-never-heard-fag-used-as-a-colloquial-insult-before

[executioneer]

i bet you tell white people who call each other ****** racist too you cat barf

[executioneer]

why dont you go cry until the tears fill up ur mom's vagina

[jimbutsu]

Originally Posted by executioneer

whatever you say mister i'm-so-new-to-the-internet-that-i've-never-heard-fag-used-as-a-colloquial-insult-before

Buh? Where did that empirically stupid remark come from?

And since when are terms like "fag" and "queer" as insults unique to the internet? I know that the whole conceit of the board is mockery, but honestly.... aren't you trying just a little *too* hard? I mean, if mockery was a great big dump and you strained this hard to be "clever," you'd have a hernia so bad you'd never walk again and there'd be a quart of blood in the toilet!

[Schimid]

Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous]

I think this guy and his sassy, take-no-crap attitude is just what the forum needs! Why, I bet that if he were female he'd even own one of those hardcore buttons that says something like 'Beware of the bitch!'

And he'd type in dark blue.

[Helm]

Don't take no crap jimbutsu, I'm with you. You're exactly the type me and others will obsessively cling to when you give it to all these asshole vets around here, with your infallible logic and misplaced philosophical jargon. Ok what you need is your very own unique onomatopoeic insult, prefferably a combination of two or more (if you're feeling adventurous) words like 'fucktard' or 'cuntflap' or something similar. Seeing how your angle is being extremely politically correct, I guess the number of bad words you can say is severily limited, so maybe "jerkoid"? I think that's good. Jerkoid. Has something to it. Now go! Remember, we're with you!

[jimbutsu]

Wow. So far you've misused "jargon" and "onomatopoea." You sure showed me, what with your inability to use words correctly! Or are these "new" usages that someone who (you assume) is "new" to the net wouldn't know about yet???

Also, my "angle" has nothing to do with political correctness. I really don't take much stock in PC, I just wanted to know why everyone had the same tired schtick.

I think I get it now, and I'm sad for you. But still, the love flows.

And I wouldn't ever have a "Bitch" button, partly because I'm not a chick, but I did get a T-shirt way back when that says "CYNICAL BASTARD".....

[ziggytrix]

You should explain how he misused "jargon" and "onomatopoea" since English isn't his first language. That would REALLY show him. You could even use red text to simulate an English teacher's red ink, and that would be HILARIOUS.

[jimbutsu]

Nah, this thread has been hijacked for long enough. Poor PenFifteeen (HAW! It's like "penis!") will never get a real answer to his question now.

[ziggytrix]

That's OK, this thread is beyond redemption, and pen15 never had a real question to begin with - not that anyone would have cared even if his question had been a serious one.

[jimbutsu]

I'm still done. Magnum PI is on and it deserves my full attention.

[MetalMilitia]

I like Quincy better. Magnum was a fag 90% of the time.

[kellychaos]

If penis != girlfriend;

then ass = vagina;

fag++;

[MetalMilitia]

You dont put a semicolon at the end of an if statement. And it needs backets.

If your going to be an Internet geek fag nerd you may as well do it right.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by kellychaos

If (penis != girlfriend)
{

then ass = vagina;

fag++;
}

The semi-colons stay mister anal. This is C++, not C.

[MetalMilitia]

C is for wussy girls who cant get their 386 to run anything other than the VI editor.

[kellychaos]

Nerdapalooza!

[Anonymous]

I hereby demand that jujitsu give her cynical bastard shirt to someone that deserves it.

And that metalmilitia and kelly be banned forthwith for upstaging him in the ancient art of being tragically unfunny internet fags.

[kellychaos]

[jimbutsu]

Originally Posted by Chojin

I hereby demand that jujitsu give her cynical bastard shirt to someone that deserves it.

And that metalmilitia and kelly be banned for upstaging him in the ancient art of being tragically unfunny internet fags.

And I demand that Japanese handles be used only by people who understand the language. Self-aggrandizing handles are double negative points.

[MetalMilitia]

You know your on the internet when a discussion intitled

" A question about girlfriends"

Is just two geeks attempting to out nerd eachother with C knowledge.

[kellychaos]

[ziggytrix]

Daeva and Boss stage:
Successfully complete the game with all twelve characters and unlock Chojin mode. Note: This cannot be done under the easy difficulty setting. This will unlock Daeva and her Circle Of Fire stage. To select her, move the pointer off the screen on the first row of the character selection screen. Do the same on the stage selection screen to choose the Circle Of Fire stage. Successfully complete the game with Daeva to unlock her Chojin mode. Note: Some characters have different power moves in Chojin mode.
Information in this section was contributed by Gilbert Guerrero.

Chojin moveset:
Successfully complete the game with any character to unlock their Chojin moveset. These moves have a higher damage potential and are faster than the default moves.