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[FS]

Helm

I want to be a robot.

[Anonymous]

These are related and not very good

o Zero Signal o: i'm getting this in a few weeks: http://www.harmankardon.com/product....R%20520&sType=
o Zero Signal o: and some Infinity speakers
o Zero Signal o: :-D
Popndeth: what the hell is it?
o Zero Signal o: it's a receiver
Popndeth: whaqt is that :-[
o Zero Signal o:
o Zero Signal o: uh. you know. the thing your DVD player plugs into to get SOUND
o Zero Signal o: like 5.1 DTS sound
o Zero Signal o: or CD player, consoles, TV, etc
Popndeth: :/
Popndeth: I'm still not sure what you're talking about
o Zero Signal o: i know you know what a receiver is
Popndeth: I have no fucking idea
o Zero Signal o: it's the core of a fucking stereo
Popndeth: So
o Zero Signal o: speakers plug into it. you know what those are, right?
Popndeth: I know what speakers are yes
Popndeth: They are the blocky things that you plug into your imac to get it to make sounds
o Zero Signal o: fuck off


Popndeth: 8-)
Popndeth: www.popndeth.com/zero.html (log of above conversation)
Porgie1313: a reciever is just a stereo reciever
Popndeth: What is that?
Porgie1313: you need one to drive your speakers in high end sound--look at a radio
Porgie1313: the part you tune the stations with
Porgie1313: is a reciever
Popndeth: I don't understand
Porgie1313: it pushes the radio signal to the speakers
Popndeth: How would the hopi indians phrase that?
Porgie1313: are you screwing with me?

[whoreable]

I thought helms was gonna be a stereo typical britney fan impersonator. but it turned out quite good.


you sure got that Popndeth fella good chojin. nice.

[Helm]

If I had something to work on, I WOULD have sticked with stereotypical britney far impersonator, but seeing how she had no fucking brain, I could have said I was Jesus Junior, doing a Second Coming for a beer run and she still would have said "yea" so I decided to humour myself. Which was not my original intention

Somebody find me a good victim

[Ninjavenom]

It's okay Helm, mine did littlre more than what yours did. God forbid that children these days know their norse gods.

[The Retro Kat]

Helm, I know just the guy, i fucked with him awhile ago, holy shit, he is so fucking stupid. TROFA18 is the sn. He has about a big a brain as a walnut.

Also a plus size model: SwEeTaNdWiCkEd18

[Esuohlim]

I always get stupid nine-year-olds.

[feelevil]

He has about a big a brain as a walnut.

DAMN!!! HE MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY STUPID!

HHEHhahe;l

YOU 0WN 0WNING RETRO

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY

jixbyphillips: hey
jixbyphillips: wtf are you doing on my list
jixbyphillips: is this sara
pvillesweetie: no
jixbyphillips: was dean talking to you on this naem?
pvillesweetie: whos this
jixbyphillips: its deans brother
jixbyphillips: are you guys screwing around o
pvillesweetie: no.... who is dean??
jixbyphillips: you had hsi baby o
pvillesweetie: this is kat.. i dont even know a dean??
jixbyphillips: kat =-O
jixbyphillips: omg
jixbyphillips: its justin!!
jixbyphillips: just kidding this is tom
jixbyphillips: hahah just kidding again this is luke :-*
pvillesweetie: do i know you
pvillesweetie: luke who?
jixbyphillips: just kidding I am your new internet friend your friend beth sent me :D
jixbyphillips: just kidding this is your dad!
pvillesweetie: o dont know a beth???????
jixbyphillips: just kidding YOU'RE BEING EVICTED
jixbyphillips: just kidding :-)
pvillesweetie: what the fuck... hell no its not
pvillesweetie: who is this
jixbyphillips: hey guess who i am 8-)
jixbyphillips: we have the same font did you notice =-O
jixbyphillips: we are font buddies ;-)
pvillesweetie: yeah
jixbyphillips: want to see some impressions
pvillesweetie: do u know me?
jixbyphillips: I will do some presidential impressions!!
jixbyphillips: maybe this iwll give you a better idea
jixbyphillips: okay
pvillesweetie: ok.......
jixbyphillips: "Duuuuuh, i'm all dumb"
jixbyphillips: "Duuuuuh"
pvillesweetie: no.. that didnt help me at all??
jixbyphillips: can you guess which president :-)
pvillesweetie: no
pvillesweetie: c ya
jixbyphillips: okay heres another 8-)
jixbyphillips: "duuuuuh I like sex"
jixbyphillips: "duuuuuh"
jixbyphillips: Okay heres a classic
pvillesweetie: who the fuck is this
jixbyphillips: "duuuuh I freed the slaves"
jixbyphillips: "duuuuh"
pvillesweetie: god damn
jixbyphillips: You don't pay attention in class o
pvillesweetie: noooo i dont....
jixbyphillips: why not
pvillesweetie: because i dont know who you are
pvillesweetie: thats why
jixbyphillips: if you knew who I was your grades would get better :-(
jixbyphillips: I should have messaged you sooner
pvillesweetie: who the fuck are you
jixbyphillips: i'm dr racecar
jixbyphillips: I have a show
jixbyphillips: a TV show
pvillesweetie: shut the fuck up and leave me alone
jixbyphillips: speak any english??? 8-)
jixbyphillips: hahaha, we are going to put this on tv
pvillesweetie: duh
jixbyphillips: hope you like being devilish 8-)
jixbyphillips: just kidding this is brett
jixbyphillips: Stop warning me ! :-(
jixbyphillips: I thought we were friends :-(
pvillesweetie: not untill u tell me
jixbyphillips: it's brett!!!
jixbyphillips: jesus I told you!
pvillesweetie: brett who
jixbyphillips: Brett West
pvillesweetie: what class did u have first period.. last semester
pvillesweetie: .............
jixbyphillips: History!
pvillesweetie: with who
jixbyphillips: Hillary
jixbyphillips: Hillary Dunn
pvillesweetie: and
pvillesweetie: and
jixbyphillips: Estelle Peterson
jixbyphillips: and Becka Santos
pvillesweetie: what grade are u in
jixbyphillips: and doug fischer
jixbyphillips: I'm still in 10th because of grades :-\
pvillesweetie: i c
pvillesweetie: dont know ya
jixbyphillips: yeah you do!
pvillesweetie: no i dont
jixbyphillips: we met once but i told you my name was "Jixby"
jixbyphillips: I don't thinky you heard me
jixbyphillips: that my fake name lol
pvillesweetie: no u didnt
pvillesweetie: what ever
pvillesweetie: wh yare u bothering me
jixbyphillips: You did
jixbyphillips: I can't beleive you didn't remember!!!
pvillesweetie: how cum u know me.... but i dont knw u
jixbyphillips: I asked for a kiss and was really annoying
pvillesweetie: wahttttt
pvillesweetie: waht do i look like then
pvillesweetie: ......
jixbyphillips: you are 300 pounds and you smell like a shit 8-)
jixbyphillips: and you have teeth and no eyeballs
pvillesweetie: riight
jixbyphillips: and no arms and your half black 8-)
pvillesweetie: no
pvillesweetie: sorry
jixbyphillips: and you have green skin and hair on your nose =-O
jixbyphillips: and you have 5 legs and you go "Blallalllahrrrhhghgh!!"
jixbyphillips: and you speak outeer space
jixbyphillips: and you turn invisible and know cuss words I don't even know yet!
jixbyphillips: and you have no history of mental retardation in your family
jixbyphillips: and you like kissing dogs
pvillesweetie: what the hell is ure problem....
jixbyphillips: and you throw acid
jixbyphillips: and you do drugs
jixbyphillips: adn have babies to make your mom mad
jixbyphillips: and you have lots of comic book
jixbyphillips: and a beard
pvillesweetie: u say that i dont have good grades causei dont know who u are... yet u tell me that u ARE STILL in the 10th grade...... riight
jixbyphillips: yeah
jixbyphillips: I get bad grades because I don't even care because school system won't let me get straped down
jixbyphillips: the systerm sucks the nut man!!
jixbyphillips: theres no such thing as god or santa!!!
pvillesweetie: u are looney
jixbyphillips: we're tiney 8-) we're tooney 8-)
jixbyphillips: wer'e all al little looney 8-)
jixbyphillips: but in this cartoony we're invading your tv 8-)
jixbyphillips: do youlike little loonies at the number 3
jixbyphillips: I bet your a little looney as well 8-0
jixbyphillips: kiss me daaaaaaaahling just kidding :-*
jixbyphillips: want to hear some jokes I made up
jixbyphillips: why did the chicken cross the road 8-)
pvillesweetie: no
jixbyphillips: in soviet russia, road crosses YOU!
jixbyphillips: lol
jixbyphillips: lol
jixbyphillips: dear oh dear me oh my!!!!
jixbyphillips: kissed all the girls and made them cry!!!!
jixbyphillips: I'm glad i'm much closer to you now 8-)
jixbyphillips: do you like pizza
jixbyphillips: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
jixbyphillips: I like pizza
jixbyphillips: mmmmmmmmmmm
pvillesweetie: get the hell away from me
jixbyphillips: hey brainiac I'm not gettin paid to entertain you you o know 8-)
jixbyphillips: you should be thanking me :-*
pvillesweetie: ure not fucking intertaining me.. ure annoying me
jixbyphillips: why :-(
jixbyphillips: why am I annoying :-(
jixbyphillips: i think we're having fun instead!
pvillesweetie: u wont tell me who u really are... u day u know me.. but u cant back it up by telling me waht i look like.. and u wont leave me alone.. when i ask u too leave
pvillesweetie: say
pvillesweetie: **
jixbyphillips: i told you what you look like!!!
pvillesweetie: no fucker... i dont look like that
jixbyphillips: I know you were born with your heart on the outside of your body :-(
pvillesweetie: leave me the fuck alone u psycho
jixbyphillips: i'm not a psycho!!
jixbyphillips: i'm just a lucky kid goofy guy in love 8-)
pvillesweetie: yeah u most deffinelty are
jixbyphillips: thanks I love you :-)
pvillesweetie signed off at 12:41:08 AM.

TOLD YOU

[CaptainBubba]

I know you were born with your heart on the outside of your body :-(

[liquidstatik]

I like your impressions

[Helm]

Jixby that was lol

I'm sorry.

[The_voice_of_reason]

BUMP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I used msnm

jerica says:
hey
my name is better than yours says:
What?
jerica says:
i said... hello
jerica says:
hola
jerica says:
aloha
my name is better than yours says:
aloha also means "goodbye"
jerica says:
yes i know
jerica says:
isn't that cool
my name is better than yours says:
You don't get it do you?

[Jixby Phillips]

Who was who?

[The_voice_of_reason]

I am not Jerica

[Jixby Phillips]

You don't get it do you?

[The_voice_of_reason]

I'M NOT JERICA.

[Jixby Phillips]

Jerica says?

[Jixby Phillips]

Stephanie says

[glowbelly]

glowbelly (6:17:10 AM): I'M FUCKING WITH YOU OVER AIM SO I CAN BE COOL AND POST IT IN THE FUCKING WITH PEOPLE ON AIM THREAD
glowbelly (6:17:58 AM): WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL

[Jixby Phillips]

This isn't funny yet but there's a possibly second part coming up

HeatherLu22: Who is this??
jixbyphillips: I DON'T KNOW???
jixbyphillips: WHO IS THIS???
jixbyphillips: IS THIS A PIZZA FACE???
HeatherLu22: well you looked at my Profile and i was j/w how did you get my name??
jixbyphillips: UHHH I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU KNOW KEITH??
jixbyphillips: I DON'T REMEMBER :-\
HeatherLu22: keith who?
jixbyphillips: THIS IS REALLY EMBARASSING LOL :D
HeatherLu22: why>
jixbyphillips: KEITH HE GOT THE CRAZY HAIRCUT!!!!!
jixbyphillips: OH BUGS, YOU'RE NOT ONE FOR HAIRCUTS ARE YOU :-\
HeatherLu22: i dont think i know him
jixbyphillips: I JUST GOT THE FEELING
jixbyphillips: HEY ARE YOU IN BUSINES??
HeatherLu22: busines for what?
jixbyphillips: FUNNY JOKE, I'M IN BUSINESS AS A PROFESSIONAL 8-)
HeatherLu22: coolieo
HeatherLu22: what is your name?
jixbyphillips: ITS JUST A JOKE THOUGH!!
jixbyphillips: LUKE
HeatherLu22: and were do you live
jixbyphillips: I DON'T KNOW ?? BECAUSE I WAS BORN WITHOUT EYEBALLS???
HeatherLu22: right
jixbyphillips: I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA RIGHT NOW :-\
jixbyphillips: THINGS ARE SKETCHY THOUGH :-\
HeatherLu22: o well then i wouldnt know Keith or you i live in Wi
jixbyphillips: I GUESS THAT JUST RULES EVERYTHING OUT THEN HUH!!!
HeatherLu22: yeo
jixbyphillips: PS I BET YOU ARE A CUTIE ;-) :-* :-D
HeatherLu22: how would you knwo that?
jixbyphillips: BECAUSE YOU ARE 22 =-O
HeatherLu22: Um not im 14
jixbyphillips: OH THEN I BET YOU ARE ALL UGLY LOOKING LIKE A MONSTER :-\
HeatherLu22: no im not ppl tell me i hot all the time so ya i would send you a picture but i dont know your Email;
jixbyphillips: IF YOUW ANT!!
jixbyphillips: jixby@novirginsallowed.com :-D
jixbyphillips: (BUT NO VIRGINS ALLOWED OKAY)
HeatherLu22: O ok
HeatherLu22: so how old are you ?
HeatherLu22: ???????????
jixbyphillips: I JUST TURNED 16 =-O
HeatherLu22: o ic
jixbyphillips: HAHAH SWEET 16 EXCEPT I AM A BOY GET THE JOKE ;-) :-D
HeatherLu22: o ya
jixbyphillips: EXCEPT MY ARM IS ONLY IS ONLY 2 YEARS OLD EBCAUSE I GOT A NEW ONE WHEN THE OTHER ONE GOT INFECTED WHEN MY DAD S HOT ME
jixbyphillips: BUT THATS ALL IN THE PAST!!!
HeatherLu22: ok well um... I sent it
jixbyphillips: WOWIE WOW HOT MAMA LOL
jixbyphillips: J/K YOU ARE CUTE THOUGH!
HeatherLu22: thanks
jixbyphillips: WELL I GOTTA GO, NICE TALKIN WITH YA!

PICTURE (ITS A BIGONE, WARNING (LIKE A MONSTER):
http://216.118.126.87/daphenface.jpg

[Daphne]

then I had the idea to talk to her and show her a pic of me that was actually the one Jixby saw and sent me

Daphne: hi :-) (dont' worry I'm not a robot)
HeatherLu22: who is this
HeatherLu22: and whos Robot
Daphne: my name is Daphne and I'm 15 :-)
Daphne: I mean like those weird chat bots you know?
HeatherLu22: ok ya how did you get my name
Daphne: I saw your buddy profile somewhere
HeatherLu22: o
Daphne: my friend showed me I think
Daphne: sorry if I'm bugging you I can leave :-)
HeatherLu22: no its fine i was j/w how you got it
Daphne: I think buddypic.com?
Daphne: I could be wrong, i'm always adding people lol
HeatherLu22: lol o ok
HeatherLu22: well were ydo you live
Daphne: I live in new york city :-)
HeatherLu22: o
Daphne: and u?
HeatherLu22: Wi
Daphne: nice!
Daphne: doing anything fun for summer?
HeatherLu22: no
Daphne: lol sorry to hear that
HeatherLu22: ya i knwo
Daphne: the only fun i've had so far was getting my hair done
Daphne: wanna see a pic?
HeatherLu22: um sure
Daphne wants to directly connect.
HeatherLu22 is now directly connected.
Daphne: it's sort of weird
Daphne: oh poo it won't load gimme a sec 8-)
HeatherLu22: ok
Daphne: my compuper is new :-D
HeatherLu22: o ic well you can send it to Cherrylollypop05@aol.com
Daphne:
Daphne: I'm looking for my twin, I put that on a milk carton :-(
HeatherLu22: um your not funny thats me
Daphne: OMG YOU'RE MY TWIN?
HeatherLu22: and no one puts thingys on a MILK carton
Daphne: MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO DO DISHES!
Daphne: PARENTS WHO LOSE PEOPLE DO SMARTY!
Daphne: LOOKS LIKE I GOT THE BRAINS IN THE FAMILY
Daphne: I CAME OUT OF THE CLEVER PART OF THE CUNT 8-)
Daphne: SO LONG TWIN!
HeatherLu22: Im not your Twin
Daphne: BUT...YOU SAID :-(
Daphne: YOU SAID WE LOOK ALIKE
HeatherLu22: WAIt
HeatherLu22: who is this and How did you get my Picture
Daphne: YOU'RE A YOYO
Daphne: I'M YOUR TWIN AND I GOT THAT PICTURE BY HAVING YOUR FACE o
HeatherLu22: Um there how did you get the same Backround as it and how did you get that neckless my friend made that for me AND how did you get that thingy in your HAIR in the picture
Daphne: TWINS HAVE A SPECIAL BOND, ANYONE CAN TELL YOU THAT 8-)
HeatherLu22: Ok how did you get my Picture im not kidding
Daphne: SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE WATCHING UNSOLVED MYSTERIES :-\
Daphne: IT'S MY PICTURE! I TOOK IT AFTER I FANCIED UP MY HAIR
HeatherLu22: sure well i dont belive you
HeatherLu22 direct connection is closed.
Daphne: WELL MOM DOES o
Daphne: AND SHE LIKES ME BETTER THATS WHY SHE KEPT ME AND PUT YOU IN THE GARBAGE
HeatherLu22: well your Gay cuz im NOT your TWIN!!!!!!
Daphne: IF I'M GAY THEN YOU ARE TWO TWIN! :twinpeaks
HeatherLu22: OMG im not your twin
Daphne: OMG THEN EXPLAIN HOW WE HAVE THE SAME FACE
Daphne: I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ISN'T THE TWIN
Daphne: THAT'S WHAT I THINKG
Daphne: DOES THE NAME UTERUS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? BECAUSE WE SHARED ONE :-(
HeatherLu22: ok whats your name?
Daphne: I TOLD YOU o
Daphne: IT'S Daphne
Daphne: MY GOD BEING A TWIN HAS MADE YOU FORGETTFUL
HeatherLu22: ok well I dont knwo you so im LEAVEING
Daphne: HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Daphne: BYE :longlost

[glowbelly]

i you daphne

[CaptainBubba]

My goth girl friend. Part 2

VIOLNT CHILD: die
dscoM0nkie: seriously. i love you. with the passion of a thousand suns.
VIOLNT CHILD: oh really?
dscoM0nkie: yes
VIOLNT CHILD: well i think those thousand of suns have burned in hell with God and the Saints.
dscoM0nkie: so, tell me about satan. why is he so coll with you?
VIOLNT CHILD: coll?
dscoM0nkie: cool*
VIOLNT CHILD: because he has more power than ANYBODY.
dscoM0nkie: no kiddin? when and how did you figure that out?
VIOLNT CHILD: i've always known.
dscoM0nkie: how?
dscoM0nkie: and who is satan? what is he?
VIOLNT CHILD: he rules the under world.
dscoM0nkie: where is the underworld? and where did you find out about the underworld? does the underworld have pie?
VIOLNT CHILD: it has fire...
dscoM0nkie: have you seen it then?
VIOLNT CHILD: i live there... with billions of burning souls.
dscoM0nkie: no kiddin? Can i come some time? Id love to check it out. I'm always up for new experiences.
VIOLNT CHILD: oh really? i don't think you could haddle this sort of thing.
VIOLNT CHILD: you jhave to be a cold heartless bitch, and be able to stand a million degrees' of heat and the ablity to stomach violent things.
VIOLNT CHILD: and the fear of death
dscoM0nkie: really? wow. I guess it must be really a cool place to stay. you sure are an awsome person since you hang out in such a horrible place, yunno. cuz your tough and all.
dscoM0nkie: cmon, maybe you could just sneak me into there. like, in your case where you carry your deftones and disturbed cds and noone would notice. I just wanna see what satan looks like
VIOLNT CHILD: I'll kill you. Then you'll go to hell.
dscoM0nkie: Oh boy! Can we do it first? I've never done it before.
VIOLNT CHILD: I have.
dscoM0nkie: So can we do it? Like, before you kill me.
VIOLNT CHILD: No. I'll just kill you.
dscoM0nkie:

[Daphne]

I you Glbelly!