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Stoppa · #26

I have better suggestion for ya', Sparky...

how about THINKING about what you're going to say, that way, in some divine way, you might actually come up with something...I dunno'...WITTY.

THERE'S an idea!

WTF? Do you just type the first damn thing that comes to mind, alongside the "..cheeto...mmmm...GOOOD! *Burrrrp*" thought?

Instead of typing a bunch of words that seem to be in logical order, why not try MOCKING me.

The name of the board IS Mock Wars, after all.

And, if you can't fuckin' read, as a general rule, you shouldn't be posting on a board.

MEATMAN · #27

I have a better idea. Answer this, Mr. Man: Why don't you post on any of the other boards?

Stoppa · #28

Where was the wit in that?

Where was the sarcasm?

And why do I get this mental image of you in grade school going...

"The li...li...llllli.."

Teacher: "Sounds like? Sound it out, Meaty."

"Li...lit..tle..little...dog jum...jumm..jummm..."

Teacher: "Souuuuund it out, Meaty. Soundssss like? SOUNNNNDDDDSSS LIKE?"

Stoppa: Sounds like Meaty can't read.

Here I am, taking time out of my busy schedule to help the flame-retarded (Get it? Flame-retarded? Shadup), and this poor, silly sumbitch is trying to play fuckin' JEAPORDY.

Why don't I post on the other boards??

I dunno'...might it be because this is SUPPOSED to be a FLAMING board, the others aren't, and I'm a flamer?

Y'think???

Why don't you post on Oprah's board, ya' ignorant bastard?

It's much more your speed, they don't mind stupid-ass questions, and they're not nearly as witty as I am.

You'll be a GOD.

MEATMAN · #29

I just figured your only abilities were making a complete dick out of yourself. I want to see if you actually have some talent in that pathetic 90 pound quadriplegic blob you call a body. I'm hosting a caption contest over the next 3 weeks. I'd like to see your brazingly witty input. But please, I want YOU typing, not your inebriated drinking buddies. See you later, you poor, helpless whelp.

Stoppa · #30

lol

Elroy here thinks I can be goaded.

This is just precious.

Listen, I post where I want to, when I want to.

And we don't have to see me post captions on pictures to know I'm witty.

All we have to do is look at the "I'm witty" stamp that I've been steadlly engraving on your forehead since I got here.

You're mad, Suzy.

You're pissed off 'cause..well...I'm witty.

And you're...well...Meaty...you're without hope.

MEATMAN · #31

The very fact that it took you more than 20 minutes to repond is evidence that you can indeed be goaded. The fact that you responded at ALL is all the evidence I need to prove that you were not only beaten repeatedly as a toddler, but was also castrated with a rusty butter knife.

Lady Ice · #32

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Originally Posted by MEATMAN

The very fact that it took you more than 20 minutes to repond is evidence that you can indeed be goaded. The fact that you responded at ALL is all the evidence I need to prove that you were not only beaten repeatedly as a toddler, but was also castrated with a rusty butter knife.

A whole 20 mintues?!

OH NO!!!

Not everyone is sitting at their comp, furiously pecking away at the F5 button, wanting, nay, needing a response to validate their internet existence.

MEATMAN · #33

What does F5 do?

Stoppa · #34

Quote:

Originally Posted by MEATMAN

The very fact that it took you more than 20 minutes to repond is evidence that you can indeed be goaded. The fact that you responded at ALL is all the evidence I need to prove that you were not only beaten repeatedly as a toddler, but was also castrated with a rusty butter knife.

I guess it never DAWNED on Shitsack here, that I might be doing OTHER things, rather than waiting for his lack-witted, shit-soup of a response.

I'm sorry, Meaty. I'll try not to make you sweat it out next time.

I had no idea that my responses to you were of such importance to you.

But make no mistake...I know NOW.

Anonymous · #35

Stoppa. I thought you said you'd leave.

Of course, I only say this because I have been terribly owned, bent-over and had my nethers violated in the way that only psuedo-intellectual internet name-calling can deliver.

Lady Ice · #36

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Originally Posted by MEATMAN

What does F5 do?

Deletes your hard drive.

Dumb ass.

Stoppa · #37

I said if EVERYONE asked nicely.

And, as self-important as you may BE, you're not quite EVERYone to me.

Pseudo-intellect?

You don't amount to a bump on my intellectual ass, Sally Sue.

And yes, I OWN this board.

The fact that all you retards, half-wits, and assclowns can't keep yourself from responding to me, telling me how I don't own you, proves it.

Now, if you'd so kind as to shutthefuckup and sitthefuckdown in that line that's CLEARLY marked, "The Fatally Pimped", I can get back to work.

MEATMAN · #38

Stoppa, before the vacuum in your skull sucks away my intelligence, I need to do other things. You're right about one thing, though. You really aren't worth responding to.

MLE · #39

stoppa, please leave

Stoppa · #40

Which is why you chose to respond to me to tell me I'm not worth it.

Thank you for owning yourself.

It makes my job even easier.

And that's not easy in this place.

Lady Ice · #41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

Stoppa. I thought you said you'd leave.

Of course, I only say this because I have been terribly owned, bent-over and had my nethers violated in the way that only psuedo-intellectual internet name-calling can deliver.

But did you enjoy it?

Anonymous · #42

I think I'm still 'reeling' from the 'shock.' I probably won't be able to form an opinion until morning, when I'll continue to not care about the turbulent lives of neglected adolescents.

Stoppa · #43

You we're right, Ice.

As soon as his "much vaunted" intellect could hack it, he resorted to the old standard, "You are just children, trying to be annoying."

Game, set, and match, Bertha.

Now shut the computer off before you start crying again.

Anonymous · #44

Dude, I already said that you've beaten me. Like, show some respect for your lessers. You ARE bound by the Internet Warriors' Code, after all.

Tip: 'Winners' Etiquette' is the section after 'Preferred Pastry Eating Methods'

Lady Ice · #45

Are you a bit surprised, dear?

It's really just too easy sometimes.

Tubesock · #46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoppa

You're pissed off 'cause..well...I'm witty.

If by witty you mean retarded, then you're absolutely correct!

Also, could you add this picture to your "Pictures of Stoppa" post:

It is a picture of you kisisng a fat, ugly, butch lesbian.

P.S. You lied, Stoppa. You do not pull lots of hot chicks. Only fat lesbians and ugly Spanish people.

P.P.S. Fuck off, PLEASE

Stoppa · #47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

Dude, I already said that you've beaten me. Like, show some respect for your lessers. You ARE bound by the Internet Warriors' Code, after all.

Tip: 'Winners' Etiquette' is the section after 'Preferred Pastry Eating Methods'

Now see?

THAT wasn't really that bad.

Not enough flame, but very well done on the sarcasm.

I'll make something mediocre out of you fuckups YET.