Ok..here's the deal.

[Tubesock]

I asked nicely too.

Fuck off, PRETTY PLEASE, you fat, ugly lesbian kisser!

[Anonymous]

What the hell? Tubesock's a different person?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

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[MLE]

i wasn't talking to you tubesock, i was talking to stoppa.

[Tubesock]

I know. I was agreeing with you.

Also, Stoppa goes kiss kiss to ugly carpet munchers. Full story at eleven!

[Stoppa]

Sadly, you really believe that's a valid insult don't you?

Carry on.

And I agree, Chojin.

You DO need to brush up on your skills. This is supposed to be a flaming forum, and you suck at it.

Also, word to the wise, I'm not "acting" like a jackass.

[Anonymous]

UH OH

WE GOT A WILD ONE HERE

[Anonymous]

HE'S NOT JUST 'ACTING' LIKE A JACKASS, GUYS

HE'S THE REAL MCCOY

YOU BEST WATCH YOUR STEP AROUND HERE LEST THE INTERNET WORDS GET YOU

[Tubesock]

He is wild! He kisses ugly lesbians who wear party hats!

[Stoppa]

He's wild! He's owned all of repeatedly in record fuckin' time!

And the words won't "get you".

But they can make you look pretty fuckin' stupid when you try to out-wit me.

But you guys already see that, dontcha'?

[Tubesock]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Stoppa]

Yeah dude.

That picture of Tom Cruise kissing you is reallllllly "getting me".

It TOTALLY makes up for all the flames I've shoved up your ass the last few months.

You rawk.

[Dole]

Anyone who uses the term 'owned' is a FUCKING CUNT

[Bennett]

while Dole is correct with his last statement, let me see if I understand the Stoppa flame-logic:

Stoppa says, "I own you guys"
others reply, "wow Stoppa, you're really lame (i.e. you don't own us)"

therefore

Stoppa owns all who replied "wow Stoppa, you're really lame (i.e. you don't own us)"

Is this the way it works? Will other helpful tips be in the seminar?

[Matt Harty]

Stoppa and Tubesock are the same person.

[Stoppa]

Originally Posted by Bennett

while Dole is correct with his last statement, let me see if I understand the Stoppa flame-logic:

Stoppa says, "I own you guys"
others reply, "wow Stoppa, you're really lame (i.e. you don't own us)"

therefore

Stoppa owns all who replied "wow Stoppa, you're really lame (i.e. you don't own us)"

Is this the way it works? Will other helpful tips be in the seminar?

Actually, the "Stoppa Flame-Logic" works more like THIS:

I have been here approximately 3 months. In that time, I have out-witted (Don't make me start quoting, cnping and dragging the evidence back up here), out-smarted, out-funnied, and outted you (That was nifty the way I worked that in, huh?), without having to break a sweat.

You claim "I suck", yet, everything I say and post, you can't HELP but reply to. You can't stop yourself from trying to out-wit me.

If you had ALREADY outwitted me, why, oh well-dicked one, would you feel the need to reply to me yet AGAIN?

My threads RARELY fall below 20 replies. And if they get 20-30, it's because I didn't deem your replies worthy of being answered.

Have you not noticed that I usually don't reply a great deal to the 4 line, 2 syllable-on-average, piles of shit-soup that you guys post?

If you guys had actually gotten the better of me say...once...I might be so inclined as to try to regain some "face".

But, since you haven't gotten passed the "sniffin' ass" stage yet with me, I choose to post, stand back, and watch you bumble-fucks trip and stumble over yourselves to try to FINALLY get the better end of this thing.

I post, you all follow the fuck along like a lost puppy who needs a bone.

And wouldn't you know it...

that's what I always end up givin' you.

[glowbelly]

I dunno'...might it be because this is SUPPOSED to be a FLAMING board, the others aren't, and I'm a flamer?

you do a pretty good job at outing yourself, buddy boy.

[Bennett]

Originally Posted by Stoppa

If you had ALREADY outwitted me, why, oh well-dicked one, would you feel the need to reply to me yet AGAIN?

okay, I was just making sure I understood why you replied to my post... wait a minute, I don't understand, why you replied...

who cares, I just had sex with everyone in the building while I was on my lunch break, and they all loved it!! I even let the dudes get a little tip action. They were begging for it, and I hate to see grown men cry.

Did I mention the office I work in is 25 floors high. My robot helicopter is parked on the roof.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

But don't you see Bennett? I've owned you all


I HAVE EVIDENCE, and i've out-witted, out-dressed, out-owned,


out-classed, out-dragged, out-backed, out-BKed, out-numbered,


out-standing, out-shout, out-took it up the turtlehead, out-stapled,


out-outed------times----infinity-------outwicked----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Big McLargehuge]

OMG, i just got a flashy pop-up and i won a BAHAMA CRUISE :0

[Stoppa]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

I dunno'...might it be because this is SUPPOSED to be a FLAMING board, the others aren't, and I'm a flamer?

you do a pretty good job at outing yourself, buddy boy.

Oh NO!!

Not the "flamer meaning fag" pun!!!!

How will I EVER defeat such astute and astounding wit?!??!

I KNOW!

I have but ONE chance!

Mu..st...type...th...es..e...words...

...you're a bitch who can't flame for shit...

*PHEW*

Made it!

Wow..dumbing down is hard.

I'm hungry.

[Stoppa]

Originally Posted by Bennett

okay, I was just making sure I understood why you replied to my post... wait a minute, I don't understand, why you replied...

who cares, I just had sex with everyone in the building while I was on my lunch break, and they all loved it!! I even let the dudes get a little tip action. They were begging for it, and I hate to see grown men cry.

Did I mention the office I work in is 25 floors high. My robot helicopter is parked on the roof.

Was that an "artful dodge"?

The artful part needs more work.

You asked an imbecilic question, I graced your simple ass with the correct answer, along the way, owning said simple ass AGAIN, you, in turn, attempt to change the subject so that no one will even NOTICE that I bent you over and spanked you like I was an albino, child-molesting pop star.

Great plan, seriously.

It'd probably work better if I'd stop pointing it out to everygoddamnbody, huh?

My bad, dude.

Dodge away.

[Anonymous]

So, are you accepting Internet Warrior apprentices?

[glowbelly]

you better watchit, chojin. he might turn you into a bigger flamer than you already are.

[Bennett]

we're caught in a little paradox here Stoppy,

I must admit you've got us trapped.

See, if we reply to you... we are hence "owned" by you.

Now, if you "grace" us with responses... we are again, "owned" by you.

I suppose if I were to quit replying, I would be running away, and hence I would be "owned" by you.

Do you understand the problem here? Do you understand anything? and no, I won't explain it to you.