Ok..here's the deal.

[Stoppa]

NOW you're getting it.

And for the record, no, I don't see the problem with it.

But hey, that's just me, right?

[glowbelly]

thank goodness

[Anonymous]

But...but I need to learn how to be enormously overconfident in my ability to claim I've already bested my peers in extreme internet combat. I NEED A TUTOR. I NEED THE BEST. I NEED THE NEW GUY WHO'S INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE OLD GUY WHO DID THE SAME THING.

[Stoppa]

I love it when someone, strangely enough it usually seems to be the ones least equipped to play, comes along and mocks the idea of "flaming".

"EXTREME INTERNET COMBAT!!"

:

As if the idea of matching someone in a battle of wits is foreign.

I'm not on here saying, "I'll take a shotgun and blast your head off, then poke and prod at your dusky unmentionables with a machete, asshole!".

Uh-uh.

I don't do that.

I clown on you.

Answer me this, ass-darts, what is the name of this board?

MOCK WARS.

Although, none of the seem, not only ABLE, but even COMPREHENSIVE of this fact.

This board is DESIGNED for a battle of wits, or, "EXTREME INTERNET COMBAT".

I don't think the problem is that you don't understand what this is all about, it's just that you fuckin' suck at it, and you're trying your damndest you take the onus off that fact.

Try harder.

[Anonymous]

Uh huh. But you aren't having a 'battle of wits.' You're just tooting your own horn so loud that everyone else leaves the room.

[Stoppa]

You're right, I'm not having one.

'Cause thus far, I'm the only one playing.

But it's ok.

It's not like EXPECT the people I use as verbal blow-up dolls to actually ADMIT it.

Where would the fun in THAT be?

[glowbelly]

i dunno. this isn't the FUN WITH BLOW UP DOLLS forum, now is it?

[MEATMAN]

Press any key and your computer will lock up. If you call tech support we will blame Microsoft.

[Anonymous]

So what's up?

[glowbelly]

your mom.

OOOOH OWN3D.

[kellychaos]

This isn't another one of those reality show ideas, is it? I hate those.

[Tubesock]

Originally Posted by Stoppa

You rawk.

YES!! I WIN!! NOW PISS OFF!!

[Stoppa]

Day late and 6 inches short as usual, huh Sally?

[MEATMAN]

THEY ARE COMING...

[Stoppa]

AND WHEN THEY GET HERE, I'LL OWN THEIR ASSES TOO

[MEATMAN]

Is it me, or did that sound REALLY GAY?

[HickMan]

You know what would make this thread better?

[Rongi]

You leaving the boards forever?

[HickMan]

SORRY YOU ALREADY ASKED ME IN THE PM

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by HickMan

You know what would make this thread better?

Some bread :/

[feelevil]

"Ok here's the deal"

U A PUNK ASS BITCH DAT'S THA DEAL YO

ouralittleliquor for dis punk ass homies

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[Tubesock]

Originally Posted by Stoppa

Day late and 6 inches short as usual, huh Sally?

That reply is so 1983!!