Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Old Sep 27th, 2006, 12:37 PM        Alter Ego
http://www.theblackforge.net/

an old web version of a much older (fun) pc game, that i am too lazy to describe but will instead quote underdogs

Quote:
Originally Posted by Home of the Underdogs
Alter Ego is one of the rare games that's not only outstanding in every respect, but, like Fool's Errand, is so original in concept that it's hard to categorize. You play your own alter ego in this game, going through life stages while making decisions that impact several characteristics, such as calmness, trustworthiness, etc., that in turn affect the number of choices you have in future situation. You might learn a surprising thing or two about yourself while playing this life simulation. Overall, an outstanding game in every respect, and much more realistic than Maxis' recent blockbuster The Sims years later. Two thumbs up!
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Old Sep 27th, 2006, 06:15 PM       
Whoa, this is really cool.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Old Sep 27th, 2006, 07:03 PM       
childhood is treacherous guys be careful not to get kidnapped
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Old Sep 27th, 2006, 11:17 PM       
"Your mom takes the game for what it is: A perfectly harmless expression of curiosity. Making a fuss over this kind of behavior often sets up a "forbidden fruit" fantasy that may contribute to sexual misbehavior in adolescence. Your mom read this in a woman's magazine."

This is after I tried playing Doctor with Cindy.

And I totally almost got kidnapped but then I remembered the liscense plate number and got him sent to jail
__________________


YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO SAM AGAIN
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Marc Summers Marc Summers is offline
Senior Member
Marc Summers's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The OC
Old Sep 28th, 2006, 12:19 AM       
I remember playing this a while ago. First, I got kidnapped because I walked insted of ran away from the car, where I died after being raped. When I replayed, I became really rich and offered this girl the most expensive ring possible and got the most expensive wedding on top of it, only to be left standing at the altar. Old age was scary because of all the health risks you have to go through, and I didn't make it past the baseball game

It gets really depressing after a while because you always die at the end
Reply With Quote
  #6  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Old Sep 28th, 2006, 02:33 PM       
like half the time i die in old age because i forget that joining an oldsies baseball league can be hazardours to your health

but to be honest it seems like a good way to go idk
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #7  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Old Sep 28th, 2006, 02:35 PM       
and much like the sims, sometimes when i get bored i have my alter guy do WRONG THINGS that i think will get him killed on purpose
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Old Sep 28th, 2006, 05:14 PM       
uh, i told the dude that i couldn't help him find my friend, and somehow that made me leap into his arms and get murdered ;<
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Juttin Juttin is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Circle Jerk Cabinet
Old Sep 28th, 2006, 06:14 PM       
Cindy seems to be full of good ideas, so why not go with it? She requests that you remove your clothes and lie down on the operating table.
You take off your clothes and Cindy gives you a thorough examination. You think you might be doing something wrong but it is great fun. When it is your turn to be Doctor...
Cindy takes off her clothes and you compare the similarities and the differences in your respective anatomies. She definitely has a major part missing. You suspect that she broke it off by accident one day.


Alright! Kindergarten Porn
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Marc Summers Marc Summers is offline
Senior Member
Marc Summers's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The OC
Old Sep 28th, 2006, 10:07 PM       
1. It's not porn.

2. Why are you celebrating?
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Juttin Juttin is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Circle Jerk Cabinet
Old Sep 28th, 2006, 10:57 PM       
I know, man.

I got to middle-age before I stopped playing until tomorrow.
My guy is either a big pimp, or just a general man-whore,
as I seem to get hit on/ sexed every episode of my life. :/
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Sep 29th, 2006, 09:52 AM       
I can't seem to get my guy hitched. All of the "trustworthy" girls have done run off.
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Old Sep 29th, 2006, 11:21 AM       
I died at old age right away because I wanted to see what "sunset" meant.

I had never married and I kept my job as a ticket booth guy at the movies the entire time. :loo
__________________


YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO SAM AGAIN
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Juttin Juttin is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Circle Jerk Cabinet
Old Sep 29th, 2006, 11:04 PM       
The two of you make love for hours and fall asleep in each other's arms. The next day you are awakened by the usual smell of coffee, and for a moment wonder where you are. A flood of experiences from yesterday invades your consciousness. You look for Cathy, but she has evidently left the house. There is a note by the coffee pot.

It reads, "To my Silver Tiger: Thanks for a great night! I'd really love to do it again sometime. I've got a heavy date tonight, so if you could be out by about noontime, I could straighten the place up a bit. Keep in touch!"


Seriously, I'm some kind of pimp.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Juttin Juttin is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Circle Jerk Cabinet
Old Sep 29th, 2006, 11:35 PM       
After fucking my way through old age, I'm trying an evil,
self-destructive path.

Update: Your fascination with the thought of tempting fate with your own life causes you to misjudge the level of alcohol or drugs you take in. You are too charged up to feel the effects of the substance, so you take too much. You are found dead of liver failure and blood poisoning the day after you make the gesture. Your game is over.

You have died.

I took the Teenage, Emo, Chris Farley way out

Doing absolutely nothing: The scream of the tires skidding across the highway is interrupted by a resounding explosion and the sounds of shattering glass. As you hit the concrete overpass, the car explodes and burns. You are burned to death. This game is over.

You have died.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:15 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.