i carelessly told someone to "go eat a bag of dicks" and this resulted.
I will never slobber on you balls because they are in the same bag as your dick. Your balls were torn away from you to accompany your master dick being served to an indie kid willing to listen to Modest Mouse.
Are you keen on someone spitting on your chin? Do you get excited when they spit on your chin? Do you dream on Woodpond (pond is more exact in this case) spitting on your dick?
Is your chin big enough to hit it without failure?[/i]