I don't hate
you, Pentergarn. My usual reaction to you is a groan whenever you drop another horrible Dad joke (like that "America's hat" comment); it's when you start acting the victim and trying to be an internet toughie that you become actively annoying.
I don't even really know what you're going on about, to be honest. We attack you? I recall posting a
or in response to particularly shitty jokes (and you'll notice I refrained from saying anything to your Men in Black comment [GOOD ONE, BRO!]), but that's about it. It's like you've been sitting there, boring as shit, and then when you get a whiff of attention, you don't know how to handle it.
Whatever the case, you're being awfully uppity.