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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 06:01 PM       
You know, words don't get used up when you read them. You can re-read them.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 06:17 PM       
gay Jew billionaires
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 06:37 PM       
China has people to spare.

Is there another kind?

That doesn't sound right to me. :/
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 06:39 PM       
Now, gay jew billionaires on the other hand, that makes more sense if it replaces people to spare.
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Old Oct 17th, 2010, 10:53 PM       
lol dem germans gettin' trolled by mooslims
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Old Oct 17th, 2010, 10:58 PM       
Wow, I'm sending this over to my friend to see what of that is real and what's spin. That's retarded. And queer.
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Old Oct 18th, 2010, 12:08 AM       
No idea. None of it would strike me as strange, though.
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Old Oct 18th, 2010, 05:20 AM       
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/...breaking6.html

There is little hope of finding alive 11 missing coal miners trapped after a gas leak in central China that already killed 26 people, state media said today.

The miners were trapped after an explosion on Saturday at the Pingyu Coal Electric Co mine in the city of Yuzhou, about 690km (423 miles) south of Beijing.

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Chinese mine accidents are ALWAYS fatal.
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Old Oct 18th, 2010, 10:01 AM       
It's coz after they're trapped, it's collapsed with government-approved explosives to avoid any more costs.
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Old Oct 18th, 2010, 10:02 PM       
RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH
http://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/

This is who I'm voting for for Governor now.
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Old Oct 18th, 2010, 10:04 PM       
Oh my lord.
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Old Oct 19th, 2010, 12:23 AM       
i thought the guy's name was rent for a second
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Old Oct 19th, 2010, 07:01 AM       
Now we just need a drought and a gun nut.

I'm feeling like the odds are on my side; it's shaping up to be a hot summer and the US is full of lunatics.
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Old Oct 20th, 2010, 12:57 PM       
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I'm feeling like the odds are on my side; it's shaping up to be a hot summer and the US world is full of lunatics.
Just keeping honest.
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Old Oct 20th, 2010, 02:46 PM       
When you listen to that Jimmy McMillan, (Rent is too damn high), he actually sounds pretty level-headed. He's just nuts and has no chance of winning with a name like that. What I mean to say is that he's no Basil Marceaux.

Speaking of which:



Still makes me laugh.
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Old Oct 21st, 2010, 03:12 AM       
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Just keeping honest.
Yeah, there are a lot of nuts in the world, but I only bet that there would be some gun related violence in the US.
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Old Oct 21st, 2010, 10:53 AM       
Oh gun nuts! Fuck yeah we got the market cornered on that one.
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Old Oct 26th, 2010, 12:05 PM       
In the wake of the demand of Clarence Thomas' wife of an apology from Dr. Anita Hill (She said, "No.") comes this gem from Larry King Live.

I'm thinking that if anyone, Dr. Hill deserves an apology, not in the least from future former Senator Arlen Spector. I'm also thinking that Clarence's wife may be having second thoughts about letting sleeping dogs lie.
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Old Oct 26th, 2010, 12:08 PM       
I'd prefer that people confine this kind of behavior where it belongs - on the floor of the House or Senate.
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Old Oct 26th, 2010, 06:47 PM       
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Roberts confirmed that a second assault report was filed Monday night by a woman who said her foot was stepped on in a crowd outside the debate venue before the event.
What an idiot.

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Roberts said that the woman had her foot in a cast from recent surgery and that her foot was re-injured in the incident
it couldn't have possibly been an accident! I never get my feet stepped on in huge crowds of people! What the fuck are you doing standing in huge crowds of people with a broken foot anyway? What a dumb bitch.

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Old Oct 26th, 2010, 07:50 PM       
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101026/...ce_plantations

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"You go anywhere and you mention plantations and what automatically comes to a person's mind is slavery," said Nick Figueroa, 41, a member of a legislative minority advisory coalition that backs changing the name.
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Old Oct 26th, 2010, 10:41 PM       
I did not realize there was more to the state's name than just "Rhode Island".

How about they compromise and change "plantations" to "concentration camps"?
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Old Oct 27th, 2010, 07:00 AM       
I honestly never even thought of it like that, and I'm a pinko who loves to complain.


Our slaves worked in pit mines though, so maybe that's why.
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Old Oct 27th, 2010, 11:49 AM       
When I hear plantation I automatically think of cotton. Then free room and board followed by tax free living and job security.
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