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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 05:21 PM        Tan penis
Even tho my penis has never been out in the sun, it's tanner then the rest of me. WTF?
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 05:32 PM       
Excessive masturbation usually does that to a man.
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 06:59 PM       
yeah, friction fucking burns dude.
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 07:02 PM       
In before Terra makes another lengthy post full of penis euphemisms.
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 07:05 PM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 07:18 PM       
No that can't be why because I don't masterbate.
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 07:47 PM       
how regulary do you get blowjobs/handjobs from your girlfriend/boyfriend/animal partner/etc?

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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 10:53 PM       
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No that can't be why because I don't masterbate.
Maybe you should. It could be the color before the fucking thing rots off, you know.

Otherwise if your a white guy, you need to wash that little fucker. So it's like the same color as the rest of you?
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 11:08 PM        Re: Tan penis
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Even tho my penis has never been out in the sun, it's tanner then the rest of me. WTF?
It's completely normal. It's to do with pigmentation and slack skin. Next time you have an erection, you may well notice that your penis is paler then when flaccid.

However it could also be a fungal infection, you scumbag.
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 11:31 PM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 11:45 PM       
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 02:51 PM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 10:43 PM       
the penis has a higher blood flow so it gets more melanin. It has nothing to do with sun, it's like how black guys have that purplish discoloration on their elbows. Of course it could mean you need to wash it after rigorous butt sex.
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 11:47 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:10 PM       
mine is like that to, but i like to hump paint cans.
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