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Old May 31st, 2009, 05:15 PM       
I'm watching the 13th Warrior again. I like to watch it at least every 2 years.
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Old May 31st, 2009, 11:26 PM       
I used to work at Keybank and I stayed up all night watching 13th Warrior and playing games. When I showed up to work they let me go. I was pissed when I got home but at least 13th warrior was badass.
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 11:17 AM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 01:14 PM       
X-men origins: Wolverine

It was ok, had some great action.

But why in the love of fuck did they make it PG-13?
And why did Deadpool suck so hard in this one?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 01:21 PM       
watchmen

it was great but they screwed up Rorschach's character, they made him look like a fag cuz he removed his mask while on the job
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 02:29 PM       
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But why in the love of fuck did they make it PG-13?
And why did Deadpool suck so hard in this one?
Because Hollywood is ass sucking retarded. They need to quit making all these potentially bad ass movies PG-13. GROW A FUCKING PAIR ALREADY!!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 03:05 PM       
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Because Hollywood is ass sucking retarded. They need to quit making all these potentially bad ass movies PG-13. GROW A FUCKING PAIR ALREADY!!
Well if they made the Wolverine movie "R" then the younger teenage people who would go to see it wouldn't be let in. They'd lose money.

Anyway, I just saw the new Star Trek movie. Given my lack of Trekkie knowledge, I enjoyed it.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 04:57 PM       
Do they really crack down on that kind of thing now days? REALLY?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 05:16 PM       
I was theater manager for like 2 years, we wouldn't sell the tickets, but we didn't really care if they jumped theaters. So a PG movie would get the money while an R movie would be seen without purchase. Fuck all if I'm gonna lose my job because some parents won't buy the tickets for their kids.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 06:56 PM       
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we wouldn't sell the tickets, but we didn't really care if they jumped theaters. So a PG movie would get the money while an R movie would be seen without purchase.
Yeah, I believe that's how my friends said they went to see "V for Vendetta". But still, as you said the movie doesn't get as much money and money talks in the film industry.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:01 PM       
Thanks for pointing out what everyone understood.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:13 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 02:55 AM       
lol i used to go to the movie theater and jump movies and they would check tickets and not even say anything about ours :O

Taken really should've been called, TAKEN BY KARATE CHOP.
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 10:44 PM       
re-watched Cool Hand Luke so the bf could see it.

When I watched it as a little kid, I totally didn't get that he was Jesus. The next few times I watched it, it became more obvious. Now it just seems heavy-handed, right down to the crossed ankles on the table after the egg contest and the whole Gethsemane deal at the end.
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 10:58 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 11:14 PM       
Although I don't remember Jesus eating 50 eggs in the New Testament. Guess it could have happened.

This time I caught the last supper deal with the rice, too.

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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 12:20 AM       
Oh man I can barely see the last super/rice in my minds eye. I guess it's time to rewatch it.
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 12:56 AM       
Titanic: The Animated Movie

Yes, this is real. Yes, it's set in 1912. Yes, it rips off Cinderella. Yes, it has a rapping dog with a Mexican mouse back-up.
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 02:31 AM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 09:43 AM       
Tadao:

Egg-eating contest: some miracle, not sure which, and then a mock crucifixion scene on the table afterward
Fellow prisoners: apostles, with Drag being Judas
"Stop feeding off me!": Jesus protesting against the press of people wanting help
Three escapes: the 3 times Jesus was supposed to have fallen
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The church standoff: The Garden of Gethsemane
The "recollection montage": the building of the Jesus mythology
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Like I said, I used to think it was interesting but now I just think it's kind of heavy-handed.
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Well they do, you just don't see it. A hot woman named Molly opts to stay behind and sing with the band, leaving her two 101 Dalmation-rip off dogs to cry.
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Egg-eating contest: some miracle, not sure which, and then a mock crucifixion scene on the table afterward
Fellow prisoners: apostles, with Drag being Judas
"Stop feeding off me!": Jesus protesting against the press of people wanting help
Three escapes: the 3 times Jesus was supposed to have fallen
The plate of rice where each prisoner took a spoonful: The last supper
The "ditch digging" of his own symbolic grave: being tortured by his guards
The church standoff: The Garden of Gethsemane
The "recollection montage": the building of the Jesus mythology
(and so on)

Like I said, I used to think it was interesting but now I just think it's kind of heavy-handed.
Yeah I watched it last night. I also noticed. A few other things too, like calling God "OldMan" and and when his mom dies he sings a song about the virgin Mary.

I've read a lot of bible, but now that I think of it, it was OG Bible. Not much Jesus stuff and I don't really recognize half the stuff you listed

First thing I noticed though was him cutting off the parking meter heads. That would be like the story of the money changers.

Edit: I just found this page. http://www.textweek.com/movies/coolluke.htm
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LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE AND IT WAS BAD.

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Tadao- did my time in a Catholic charter school and some of my best friends are nuns.
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