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Old Aug 6th, 2005, 01:46 PM        Whacking Off And Multi-Tasking
Is tuning the radio on in conjunction with this activity allowed? Does simultaneously reading a "Book Of The Month Club" selection kill the mood? Will burning a candle or incense heighten the ambience and make for a more romantic moment with ... yourself? These are the questions I place before you, friends.


It's not like this is the first or last masturbations thread that you'll ever see in this forum.
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Old Aug 6th, 2005, 02:10 PM        Re: Whacking Off And Multi-Tasking
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It's not like this is the first or last masturbations thread that you'll ever see in this forum.
But they all seem to have been started by you.
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Old Aug 6th, 2005, 02:13 PM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2005, 07:51 PM       
And turning on your radio book club with the other.
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Old Aug 7th, 2005, 01:46 AM       
If you cry while masturbating, does that count as multi-tasking?




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Old Aug 7th, 2005, 03:48 AM       
can u get pregnat by masterbating???
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Old Aug 11th, 2005, 09:05 PM       
no but you can die from it
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Old Aug 11th, 2005, 09:10 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2005, 09:12 PM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2005, 04:10 PM       
Either I have an evil incubus lurking about and unconsciously invading my nocturnal slumbers or I'm whacking off in my sleep. Multi-tasking indeed! :KY
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Old Aug 17th, 2005, 05:44 PM       
Does anyone else cry when they wank?
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Old Aug 18th, 2005, 02:14 PM       
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Old Aug 18th, 2005, 03:49 PM       
Americans are SO immediate gratification. Savor the wank.
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Old Aug 18th, 2005, 05:20 PM       
Its the most precious 12 seconds of my day.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 02:15 AM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2005, 07:28 PM       
you can get it caught in a cement mixer and have it ripped off. so remember, no masturbating while in a construction site.
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Old Sep 5th, 2005, 09:03 PM       
OK thanks for this I think I speak for almost everyone when I say that I get entirely too randy when I pass by a construction site and see all the sweaty fat men there working so this is great advice
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 06:40 AM       
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