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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 07:02 PM        Mother Fucking, Fucking Strings
I just broke two strings on my electric guitar, which matched with string my girlfriend broke on my acoustic guitar, means I don't have a playable guitar which sucks because there is no where to buy strings in the middle of east fucking bum fuck maine, where I live, and I have a show tommorow. Anyone want to mail me a guitar? I will trade you three broken strings.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 07:16 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 07:34 PM       
It made the backup's day because he plays lead now. I'm fine with the songs that I sing because I can just sing, but I am going to need to come up with saxophone or keyboard parts for the other songs, or just walk off the stage for them, which would just be shame full.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 07:38 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 07:39 PM       
I think I might see if I can "borrow" one of those cheap acoustic guitars my school has for a night and hope no one notices. The problem is, they can't hook up to an amp.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 08:04 PM       
See if you were a superhero, you could pull a couple of hairs out of your ass and KAPOW! New strings!!
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 09:32 PM        Re: Mother Fucking, Fucking Strings
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I just broke two strings on my electric guitar, which matched with string my girlfriend broke on my acoustic guitar, means I don't have a playable guitar which sucks because there is no where to buy strings in the middle of east fucking bum fuck maine, where I live, and I have a show tommorow. Anyone want to mail me a guitar? I will trade you three broken strings.
That is always fucking lame. I blew out my classic amp,snapped 2 strings on my Fender,snapped two on my generic whenever guitar,and snapped ALL of the cords on my acoustic. I wish there was some kind of string alloy that doesn't break
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 09:56 PM       
Quit bieng such a pansey and get some heavy gauge strings.

I honestly don't know how people break strings so often, I dont think I have in years.
Unless you are breating the shit out of some gauge 9 slinkys or something most strings will last untill they need to be replaced.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 10:03 PM       
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Quit bieng such a pansey and get some heavy gauge strings.

I honestly don't know how people break strings so often, I dont think I have in years.
Unless you are breating the shit out of some gauge 9 slinkys or something most strings will last untill they need to be replaced.
The strings I had on my electric were given to me, and they were thin. The one on my acoustics are some seriously masculine strings and I dont know how my girlfriend broke it, but I done think she was playing it at the time.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 10:07 PM       
How do strings break, anyway? My brother was loosening a string on his guitar and it snapped.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 10:08 PM       
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How do strings break, anyway? My brother was loosening a string on his guitar and it snapped.
They snap to piss people off
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 10:18 PM       
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How do strings break, anyway? My brother was loosening a string on his guitar and it snapped.
I dont see how loostening it could break it, but if you strum to hard or tighten to much it will snap.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 10:19 PM       
Maybe they snapped 'cuz all I could play was Robo's Theme and the beginning of a gay anime song

Srriosuly, I suck at guitar :/ It's a good thing I don't say I play guitar or anything.

I couldn't live with myself if I corrected that typo. It's too beautiful.
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 10:41 AM       
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if you're a serious guitar player in a band that actually plays out and you live in a place where you can't buy strings at leisure, you make sure you have extra sets. doh. get it together. you'd be fired from my band, mister.
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 04:45 PM       
But wouldn't that be too easy?
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 05:21 PM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 05:28 PM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 10:22 PM       
Everything turned out okay, my friend brang in his guitar and lent it to me for the night.
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 10:41 PM       
Did somebody brang you the "Easy" button?
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 04:06 AM       
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But yeah, you should like order a bunch of strings from muscians friend or something. Or move somewhere where there's a guitar center near by.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 10:33 AM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 12:24 PM       
Hahaha, what a fag. I've had the same 6 strings on my guitar for almost 6 years now. And this is with me playing it long enough to have bloody fingers at times.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 12:41 PM       
They must sound like shit. Get a new set, you won't regret it.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 12:48 PM       
I was gonna say, talk about no pitch..

Music store's around here usualy have ernie ball/dean markley's 2/$5 or 3/$10. but online i would imagine there's even better deal's to be had.
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