Glowbelly

[mburbank]

I had a dream I was babysitting for you, but your baby was a girl. She was about 16 months and she had a huge mass of curly strawberry blond hair. You also had a puppy and a parrot.

[glowbelly]

did i pay you well?

[mburbank]

I don't think it was a job, I think it was more like a favor.

[glowbelly]

well, then thank you!!

i'll let you know if i return the favor in any of my dreams

[Terra]

I wish I had good samaritan dreams like that.

[Matt Harty]

i dreamed i got ate by dinosaurs

[Supafly345]

Did they pay you?

[ArrowX]

I dreamed me Ike Eisenhower and soem puertorican guy with exceedingly long legs went to britain but th eonly thing peopel could say was "fuck you asshole" in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

[Terra]

So fuck you asshole.

[maggiekarp]

Every single post by Terra has to be imagined in a Gilbert Gottfreid voice, now.

Go, go now!


I dreamed about people screaming, once

[Guitar Woman]

i had anime dreams last night then i woke up with the worst cold i've ever had

[executioneer]

i haven't been able to remember my dreams for a while now maybe i should start taking melatonin again

[Matt Harty]

eat cheese

[Zomboid]

Lately I only seem to remember my dreams after a night of heavy drinking and I get really bothered by them because I always don't know if I dreamt certain things or if they actually happened

[Miss Modular]

Max's dreams decoded (if you believe in this sort of thing). From:

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

Baby

To see a baby in your dream, signifies innocence, warmth and new beginnings. Babies may symbolize something in your own inner nature which is pure, vulnerable, and/or uncorrupted. Babies may represent an aspect of yourself that is vulnerable and helpless. If you dream that you forgot you had a baby, then it suggests that you are trying hide your own vulnerabilities; You do not want to let others know of your weaknesses.

Babysitter

To dream that you are babysitting, suggests that you need to care for the child within yourself.

To see or call for a babysitter in your dream, indicates that you need to acknowledge and work on your inner child.

Girls

To see a girl in your dream, represents your playful, innocent, and childlike nature. Perhaps you have been behaving prematurely.

Puppy

To see a puppy in your dream, symbolizes your playfulness and carefree nature. It also represents a blossoming friendship or that your friendships will grow stronger.

Parrots

To see a parrot in your dream, represents gossip. A message is being conveyed to you. It may also mean that you or someone is being repetitive or even mocking you. Alternatively, the parrot can denote a person in your waking life who is eccentric or obnoxious.

I thought I'd point out a certain part of the last one:

Alternatively, the parrot can denote a person in your waking life who is eccentric or obnoxious.

KULTURE KLUB!

[Misdemonar]

Originally Posted by Zomboid

Lately I only seem to remember my dreams after a night of heavy drinking and I get really bothered by them because I always don't know if I dreamt certain things or if they actually happened

me too, I thought once I choked my dog insto submission.

[mburbank]

Not really al that altrusitic. In my actual adult life, my wife and I babysit lots of friends kids and they babysit ours. It's just a normal part of my life turning up in a dream.

[Terra]

I dream of swallowing IV lines. And sewing needles. Especially lately.

[Juttin]

Originally Posted by Terra

I dream of swallowing IV lines. And sewing needles. Especially lately.

Now,that's just fucked up

[Guitar Woman]

at the risk of sounding cliche it's too bad that it was only a dream

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I once had a dream (a couple of months ago) where I was a friend of Macho Man Randy Savage, and I got in a fight with him (he even had the fuckin' cowboy hat on). I got my ass whooped

[kahljorn]

'i haven't been able to remember my dreams for a while now maybe i should start taking melatonin again'

That's how you're actually supposed to sleep. sleeping without dreams is wholesome and complete(very healthy, supposedly), sleeping with dreams means you're not sleeping properly. The theory being that sleeping with dreams means your mind is awake, and the goal of sleeping being that of resting the mind and all human bodies.
If you want dreams try sleeping after 2, theoretically that might work.

[Dole]

But....but....you always dream - every night, but its only one period of the sleep cycle. Whether you remember or not, you always dream. You'd go nutsaroony very quickly if you didnae.

[Supafly345]

Yeah, just because you can't dream in deep sleep doesn't mean that when you don't dream you are in a deep sleep from the moment you hit the pillow. The reason you don't remember your dreams is that you only dream at the begining of your sleep and then go into deep sleep and forget it, the only time you remember your dreams is if you gop through the stage of semi-sleep before you wake. People who take 10minute naps and such will dream a lot.

[Matt Harty]

bill nye the science guy