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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 09:51 AM        How far have you gone
When you first go out with somebody, how far have you gone with them? Did you continue to see them after that? And what did you attribute your breakup to (if you did break it off with them)?
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 01:45 PM       
Anything more than a kiss on the first date means you're a dirty whore and the relationship will end due to the complications of being a dirty whore.
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 02:58 PM       
The furthest I've ever gone on the first date is just a peck kiss. Not just friendly or anything, but not MAKE OUT AND FUCK.

Second date was an actual real kiss.

I'm still seeing her, and three months is tomorrow :O
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 03:02 PM       
fucked and still stayed friends, nothing more though after that
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 07:22 PM       
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 07:26 PM       
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 08:27 PM       
Did the shtup on the first two dates and we are still decent friends to this day.
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
Man you guys move really quick!
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 09:57 PM       
i've never been on a date
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 10:17 PM       
1st date: a/s/l?
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 10:55 PM       
i don't date i just meet girls and make out then comes the sex. But that has only happened once and now i live with her and i love her tons and we make out all the time .
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 10:56 PM       
I took one girl out, spent about $100 on her, then found out that she had a boyfriend, in one day.

The only real relationship lasted about two years, then ended abruptly. After that I got some death threats from some of her friends.
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 11:49 PM       
Wait! How far did you go on teh first date? That was the question!

Points given to longterm relationships no matter WHAT happened on teh first date!

I should have started a poll instead. sry
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 11:50 PM       
The $100 dollar girl, I got a wave good-bye.

The other girl it was an exchange of phone numbers. Sorry about that.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:00 AM       
...I'm getting confused here.....

Your being coy. This needs to go to Mock Wars. I think I can build on this. Do you need vulnerable stuff too or can you just work off of what you have witnessed? Needs to be an equal field.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:03 AM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:13 AM       
Man I can't do you. I just can't. I like you too much.

Really. This is the Loveline thread. Need more specifics please.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:16 AM       
The $100 girl broke up with me and we haven't talked since.

The other girl did call me recently and started crying while trying to have a civil conversation with me. So I feel bad about that. We broke up becuase she wanted to have sex and kept pressuring me and I didn't feel comfortable. Are you happy now?
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:29 AM       
Yes I'm happy.

Your such a nice person. (still don't know if your a guy but your a really nice person)
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:33 AM       
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The $100 girl broke up with me and we haven't talked since.
Wait, how do you break up with a girl that already had a boyfriend?
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:39 AM       
Fuck it, I'm tired of trying to explain that situation. We both decided it be for the best to break off any ties we had to each other and have never talked to each other since the date.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:42 AM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:51 AM       
Wasn't Seven Force your pet last week? Did he die?

You're gonna have to look after your animals better, Miss, or we won't let you have another!
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 09:19 AM       
But I don't have any pets! Well I had some goldfish but they died and I had to flush them.

Oh Happy Birtday Pub! I didn't know you were banned once.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 09:39 AM       
Thank you, Terra.

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