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aglar · #1

Ok, I'm at Blockbuster standing in line to rent a movie, wearing a t-shirt that says "How many vegatables had to DIE for your stupid salad?"
This hippie-looking lady gets in line next to me and says "lemme see your shirt." I turned slightly so she could see the whole thing. She stared at it for about 10 seconds and then said "Are you a vegatarian?"
"No." I held back a laugh.
She thought about it for a while and finally this sort of surprised/insulted look came over her "Wait! that's against vegetarians!"
"Yep."
"That's not funny. Well, it kinda is."

I think not eating enough meat and cheese has the same effect as smoking too much weed. I'm pretty sure this lady did both.

Cap'n Crunch · #2

I think you made it up. Where did you get the shirt?

KevinTheOmnivore · #3

I think aglar is a retard.

aglar · #4

This story is 100% true. Although I have absolutely no way of proving this, I don't hate vegetarinas so much that I would make up a story just to make them look stupid. Besides, no one can really prove that anything they say on here is true.
I got the shirt at a store called Gadzooks. They sell tons of great novelty shirts.

Wang · #5

not eating meat dont give u brain damage it will just make u a little bit wierd. it explains alot eh? 8-)

PiRaNhA · #6

I think I don't care about vegetables, they say pain is the sweetest pleasure, so if those veggies were pain followers they should be grateful for being dead. >=p

tacheranfighter · #7

I'm a vegetarian and i stil think the story is funny.

(but no, i dont care about animal rights....
animals just taste bad.)

i think people who look at something your wearing and scoff is funny. I wish it would happen to me more.