Someone explain strip clubs to me pls.

[Sacks]

I was listening into a conversation one time between two guys about lap dances. One tipped the other one off about wearing trackpants so it will be easier to achieve orgasm while the girl is massaging your loins with her butt. I kind of what to find a forum full of strippers and ask them what they do when someone just blasts one out into their pants.

[Zhukov]

Right, so if you hook up with one of the strippers for sex you are sad and lonely, but if you just sit and look at her with an erection then you're not sad at all?

I can't see the appeal of strip clubs either, but I have a hard time seeing the appeal of a bar sans nudity anyway.

[Tadao]

Beer does taste better with tits.

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

Right, so if you hook up with one of the strippers for sex you are sad and lonely, but if you just sit and look at her with an erection then you're not sad at all?

I can't see the appeal of strip clubs either, but I have a hard time seeing the appeal of a bar sans nudity anyway.

I've never got a chubby at a strip club. Whenever I go, the tits are just a nice side dish for the main course of hanging out with friends and drinking beer.

[Skulhedface]

I must be one of the sad and lonely ones then, because we took one of my friends there for his 21st birthday, and I was single at the time, and ended up picking up a stripper. I guess when you have a bunch of guidos and shit like that come in, a dude in a metal t-shirt stands out.

I don't like strip clubs much but I gotta say the two weeks I dated a stripper ended up being some of the coolest, and much later the worst, of my life. Cool because I could brag to my friends ("haha, look what I got!") and she got paid reasonably well... I remember she ended up buying me some pretty rare comic books (and, in another mind blowing turn, who'd have thought an attractive stripper would indulge a nerdy habit?)

On the flipside, fast forward about 5 years later, and kick me in the face for my honesty in my marriage policy. I told my wife when we were dating that I dated a stripper once, and to this day, this will STILL come up in random arguments.

The moral of the story is, I can only vaguely stay on-topic. And, somehow, managed to avoid venereal disease.

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

I've never got a chubby at a strip club. Whenever I go, the tits are just a nice side dish for the main course of hanging out with friends and drinking beer.

I dont know about your area but the strip clubs around here cost like $10 just to walk through the door. Once you are in its about $7 per SHOT. For the price of walking through the door and downing one shot I can have my friends come to my house and pick up an entire bottle. If your not going to the women why go at all?

[Tadao]

People like entertainment when they go out. Yes you can stay home and eat frozen lasagna so why pay 12 dollars for one at a restaurant.

It's not a question of if it is a waste of money, cause everything is a waste of money.

[Guitar Woman]

Real girls go to normal bars, I would think that's a better place to meet people than a strip club.

[WhiteRat]

Again, if you go to a strip club with the intent on meeting women, you are likely a fat/sad/lonely/diabetic/loveless loser.

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Real girls go to normal bars, I would think that's a better place to meet people than a strip club.

And you know this how?

I've known two girls, one I went to high school with and one I met in college, that worked at strip clubs. Girl A was an honors student in HS and went to a private college while Girl B was trying to finish up a Bachelor's degree (don't remember what). Both stripped because they were comfortable with their bodies and there wasn't a job in town that could pay anywhere near what they were making while going to school full time.

I've seen some homely and rough looking woman, but the stereotype that all strippers are fucked in the head or skanky is quite cliched and not entirely accurate.

[Tadao]

I love sexual hang ups.

[Guitar Woman]

yes it is you are a liar

[Kitsa]

I heard if you wear lipstick on your nipples it counts as clothing.

[Zomboid]

GW is never going to FEEL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF A WOMAN, so don't worry about it.

[Guitar Woman]

he is jealous

[raoul duke]

AH the stripclub, where a "student in college" uses "female empowerment" to rip off "male chauvenists".
Actually I think there a waste of time and money.

[Tadao]

I have a strong hate for people like this idiot above me. Take a stance mother fucker. Am to assume that you don't waste time and money for pleasure. All you can do is back pedal or never reply. What ever, you have never said anything worthwhile.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Skulhedface

I guess when you have a bunch of guidos and shit like that come in, a dude in a metal t-shirt stands out.

[TheBigMan045]

Gee $10 to get in? you guys get it cheap, here its around $40 to get into mermaids where as well as dancing they also swim in large tanks naked and change from beers are given in mermaid money

[Sacks]

Originally Posted by Tadao

I have a strong hate for people like this idiot above me. Take a stance mother fucker. Am to assume that you don't waste time and money for pleasure. All you can do is back pedal or never reply. What ever, you have never said anything worthwhile.

But he reads Hunter Thompson and uses quotation marks to deliver stinging observational quips!

[Bod]

Like sports, I find watching frustrating, I'd rather be doing it.

A few years back, me and my ex went to amsterdam with an american couple. They paid money to go see a show whilst me and my ex went back to the hotel for a shag. Upon discussion afterwards, me and my ex had the better time.

I went to a stip joint in Milwaukee a year ago. The women were ok. Downstairs us women got to see some men. They were hot, but loved themselves too much. I just can't see the point of watching something you can't have, but then have been told it's a man thing. I do like to look at a hot man's body yes. But watching and never having seems crap.

I think strip bars are more of a power thing and many get turned on by power. ie, you need to earn money, so i'm going to give you my money to see parts of you that you generally keep private. Power.

[bigtimecow]

a little bit different than a strip club, but two of my friends, in canada, went to some sort of club and paid something like 60 bucks each to watch some chicks strip (1 on 1), jerk off, and cum on their tits

[Big Papa Goat]

That's just what the strip clubs are like in Montreal.

[Kitsa]

lol club supersexe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TncdhLGjFTE

[Zomboid]

I met a stripper at a party on Saturday and after lying and going along with her belief that I was at her bar that night, she gave me a bunch of "free admission and drink" tickets. Her birthday is this weekend at the same bar where another girl I know is celebrating her 20th.

I don't even know what course of action to take here. I suppose "get drunk and try to fuck her or any of her hot friends" is the best option, so I'll probably try that, but I've been really paranoid about STDs since a small scare in December.

[MattJack]

I think strip clubs are dumb. I feel like I can pull broads, so what's the point of going? I've been two or three times, but it was just kind of painful.

With that said when I was 20-21 I lived with three strippers in a big house. And yes, I beat them guts on a regular basis, son.

Strippers hate all their clients and make fun of them on a regular basis. Strippers just want that dollar dollar bill yall (so they can blow it all on drugs, alcohol, and clothes).