DIGITAL CABLE FHALKJHLFDJASHD:LAS

[James]

Digital cable!

We got Digital Cable boxes! 840 channels!

I'm watching PARASITE EVE! YES FUCKING PARASITE EVE THE JAPANESE MOVIE BASED ON THE BOOK THAT THE GAME IS BASED ON!

And and and I can watch LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE and PETE AND PETE!

I'm going to go masturbate over this now.

[James]

OK IT IS NOT REALLY 840 CHANNELS BECAUSE IT IS MORE LIKE 300 BUT IT CGOES UP TO 845 AND I AM WATCHING LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE NOW.

I'm so going to make love to my new cable box.

[Thetawaves]

Lucky Bastard All I have is DirectTv, which slows down like my damn computer

[GnrySgtHartman]

No it doesnt.

[Thetawaves]

Yes it does

[GnrySgtHartman]

No it doesnt, Because I know the Publisher yes the PUBLISHER of direct T.V. So I called him up, and Then he told me that it is THE FASTEST T.V provider to hit the market. So I bought it and Im using it for my computer because I linked it via T1. It is the fastest thing in the industry.

[Thetawaves]

Well then, it sucks by me It always fucks up during shows. It stops, the screen gets messed up, then the damn sound goes off You miss five minutes of whatever you were watching I want Digital Cable

[AChimp]

Of course the company guy is gonna spew the company line.

[Cybernetico]

Does it show the A-Team

If not, promptly shoot it and erradicate it's evil from the face of the earth

[sadie]

i've had digital cable for years now, and i rarely even watch it. but i get sweet-arse ping times. :P

[James]

Nick Arcade was just on. Holy shit, I forgot all the horrible things in that show. I just remembered the shitty kids who couldn't play shitty games, and the "boss" at the end.

What I forgot about, was Mikey. Oh, and the team that lost (two guys), got a Miss Petite Makeup Kit. I bet they are gay now because of hat.