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Old Jun 5th, 2003, 04:26 PM        The Story of Your Life
Who would you want to write the story of your life?

I would want Kurt Vonnegut to write mine.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 10:57 AM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 11:43 AM       
Stephen King, just 'cause.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
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Raymond Chandler is he were alive 'cause he could make me sound like a super-cool lady's man to all the dames reading it.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
Dr. Suess, I like the rhymes. He isn't alive.
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 12:37 PM       
Enid Blyton.
Actually no, Tanith Lee or C.S Lewis.

Question: Is C.S Lewis still alive?
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 01:04 PM       
Dave Barry. All the best writers ignite their toilets, and plus also P.S. he makes me LOL.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 12:34 AM       
Dave Barry, Carl Hiaasen, and Andrew Vachss collaborating on my life would be sweet. Of course, it would only be about a dozen pages. Very boring pages, if I might add.

I'm pretty sure C.S. Lewis is dead. At least, last time I checked he was.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 12:49 AM       
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I got an A+++ in Creative writing so I bet I could do it 8)
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 01:35 AM       
Maybe you would write mine too?!?
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 01:43 AM       
I wouldn't want anyone to write the story of my life, because it would mostly be about how I've played video games and watched TV and movies. And going on the Internet. All it would be is a whole bunch of reviews for everything I've seen, and only I can write that.
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Old Jun 24th, 2003, 02:37 AM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 06:34 AM       
George Carlin, because he could make even my pathetic life funny.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:48 AM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 12:29 PM       
Hillary Clinton or Stephen Hawking
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 12:30 PM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
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I wouldn't want anyone to write the story of my life, because it would mostly be about how I've played video games and watched TV and movies. And going on the Internet. All it would be is a whole bunch of reviews for everything I've seen, and only I can write that.
Get a job save your money, take a trip and leave me alone dumbass You might come back and thank me.
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