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Old Jul 11th, 2005, 02:20 PM        I got my gf pregnant SHIT!!
She wants to keep the little bastard!! Her dads gonna fucking kill me with a shotgun dammit!! What should I do?
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Old Jul 11th, 2005, 02:21 PM       
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Old Jul 11th, 2005, 02:26 PM       
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Old Jul 11th, 2005, 03:13 PM       
You did the right thing by turning to the internet for help. Just leave your name, address, and phone number and a representative from Genepoole Sanitation, Inc. can schedule an appointment immediately.

It may be too late to do anything about this pregnancy if she wants to keep the child. However our representatives are quite skilled, and can take preventative measures to keep you from experiencing this situation ever again.
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Old Jul 11th, 2005, 04:32 PM       
Kill her and dump her body int he harbor. We need another Scott Peterson.

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Old Jul 11th, 2005, 10:46 PM       
I say we need another man who kills women by pressing there head down and killing them with his cock when they are preforming oral on him
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Old Jul 12th, 2005, 09:00 AM       
Dress up as the baby, convince both respective families it came along early, and when the baby is born quickly dress it your most typical clothes. Then all you have to do is shit and suck tits for a year or so, and your baby gets stuck with all the responsibility.
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Old Jul 12th, 2005, 11:57 AM       
Well if her father is planning on killing you with a shotgun then why not totally turn the tables on him? He wouldn't be expecting a shotgun blast to the face and then you and your gf can live happily ever after with the kid.
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 01:42 PM       
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 02:58 PM       
What bad advice are you talking about? Mine was straight from the heart.
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Old Jul 16th, 2005, 02:14 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2005, 04:55 AM       
Don't you know thats what fucking causes?
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Old Jul 18th, 2005, 10:06 AM       
So many of the world's problems could be solved by the liberal application of Mr. Pokey, the sterile coat hangar.
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Old Jul 18th, 2005, 10:07 AM       
whoa a whole hangar?

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Old Jul 18th, 2005, 05:41 PM       
That sucks when people outside your language pick on your vocabulary ... and are correct! :highfive
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 03:14 AM       
Meh it happened to a guy i know. His mom looked like she was going to explode.

And I also heard of a guy whose gf was pregnant from her ex.
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 04:57 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 10:53 PM       
Grab a bulletproof vest and some knight armor and hole yourself up in the nearest fallout shelter. hey, it'll protect you against her dad!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 12:23 AM       
Damn, I was just going to suggest that, and word-for-word.
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 10:07 PM       
bump for hollycaust
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Old Jul 30th, 2005, 07:20 AM       
first tell her dad shes dead , then tell him your kidding and shes pregnant , it will soften the blow , although it probably wont soften the blow to your skull .
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Old Jul 30th, 2005, 01:00 PM       
It didn't soften the "blow" of your joke.
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Old Jul 31st, 2005, 06:36 AM       
I thought it sucked more than it blew.
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 04:21 PM       
Taken literally, the title of this thread could mean that he bestowed upon his girlfriend a very large feces or, colloquially, an array of pregnant animals.
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Old Aug 6th, 2005, 12:53 PM        Re: I got my gf pregnant SHIT!!
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She wants to keep the little bastard!! Her dads gonna fucking kill me with a shotgun dammit!! What should I do?
Guess you fucked her in the pussy too long.
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