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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 02:39 PM        Holy shit whats happening to my town?
Yesterday a double murder suspect locked himself in his neighbors house. When one of our police officers when inside to take his ass out HE GOT SHOT IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE. Hes still alive and in critical condition. Back to yesterday. It begins to pour and the swat team is now at the son of a bitches hideout. They finally decide to risk their lives and go in to take this mother fucker down. What do they find? His pussy ass is dead. He shot himself in the head. So yeah. Wanna know something else? This shit is only a few blocks away from a church a catholic hospital and my moms job (The news democrat). What the hell man. This is insane. To read the whole story click here. I hope this bastard burns in hell. Now what about your guys place? Is it as bad as this was or worse or calm? This is bad. We havent had anything that bad since the serial killer in 1988 who killed chicks and stuffed their bodies under a bridge at my FUCKING school.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 02:42 PM       
From my experience everything in Illinois south of Springfield is a shithole.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 02:43 PM       
It isnt so bad here but now people are starting to leave the town. WHAT THE FUCK. All it takes is one person to fuck up everything.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 02:45 PM       
there's been more bums and gangs and killings etc. here for the past 8 months, basically since the begining of the year. Los angeles sends their bums and paroles here.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 02:59 PM       
Its like a tital wave of convicts is sweeping the United States.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 03:40 PM       
Not really. Murder -suicide involving a 21 year old male and 19 year old female in Northport NY where I live. He used a high powered semi-automatic rifle
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 05:34 PM       
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Lol nope this kind of thing happens all the time. One just happened by my favorite store the other day. Why are people leaving town?
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 06:25 PM       
i think part of the problem here is that the bums/jerks here are mostly a centralized populace so as the population increases their density in the center increases-- which just happens to be where i live.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 06:27 PM       
I can think of at least two occasions of hearing gunshots while walking around Hyde Park (Chicago, lol to the idea of that happening in the London one), and another while sitting in my car in Indianapolis. OMG THE END IS NIGH. Actually, with one in Hyde Park I looked around to see if there was anyone dying that I could help and I didn't see anything. This was before I had a mobile cellular telephone, of course.

There was a murder-suicide when I was in middle school in the town I lived near. It had maybe 2000 residents. Shit happens, dude. When a forensic psychologist told me that the murder I almost carried out would have made national headlines, I was like "woah". But then I realized, no, it wouldn't. Evil is everywhere and everywhen, maybe it's a good thing you're not already used to it.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 08:31 PM       
my photography teacher was shot in the head by her neighbor because he was upset that she complained about his music being too loud.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 09:24 PM       
Ok, Grande Prairie Alberta. More Meth, coke, and X than Edmonton, one of the most expensive places to live in northern Canada. We have at least 900 to 1000 homeless people with a population of only 40,000. More HIV/Aids than anyone else this side off the country. Worst Drivers. Serial Rapists, Boy Hungry Pedophiles. This town increases shittyness at least 30% a year. We also have cab drivers who are trying to sue for cops busting them for photocopied Drivers Licenses.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 10:50 PM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 12:18 AM       
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Lol nope this kind of thing happens all the time. One just happened by my favorite store the other day. Why are people leaving town?
People are scared shitless. Especially people from other towns who tried to get away from this. The population is decreasing I guess you could say its big. Like 300 people have already started buying boxes and stuff. From walmart or from the hospital theyll buy or take empty boxes. Speaking of walmart... about 3 years ago a Vietnam veteran was murdered by a black guy right behind walmart. Son of a bitch had everyone withen a 10 mile radius piss their pants at the site of a 6 foot tall skinny black man. I remember my mom took me to walmart the night it happened and she carried mace and gave me a spare. It was hell for 2 days until he was caught. Fucked up part is that my school isnt too far (like across the street) from the plaza where walmart is. Fuck Im not too shocked this happened though. St. Louis is a hellhole and the people are moving from there to here. It was voted the worst city in the US for crime rates. Denver was second. Its a crazy as fuck world and it sucks we all have to deal with it.
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 12:37 AM       
Jesus Christ, I couldn't live like that. You have a very protective mother. People die around here all of the time. I even remember laughing, quite hard, when they found a bloody barbell wrapped in a t-shirt outside of a toll booth not far away. I dunno why I found it funny. Then there was that soldier that got shot at an ATM in a botched robbery attempt. This doesn't account for all of the rest of the assorted murders, suicides, accidents, maimings, et cetera that happen.

Lawton is slowly growing due to the extra troops. Crime will folllow.
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 02:10 AM       
I hate convicts man. If I could Id go up to one who was unarmed and just yell "HEY!! YOU SIR ARE AN ASSHOLE CASSEROLE!" And then laugh because I said asshole cassarole. But still man what the fuck is the point of killing someone you dont even know? And if you do know em then its even worse because you KNOW them. Jesus. And yes my mom was protective. I was about 12 then so yeah. 3 years ago. She isnt now though which is good because shed shit herself is she saw how crazy people are at my school when I was 12.
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 11:40 AM       
There are places that someday you won't need to live in fear, if you take the time to find them.
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 11:51 AM       
not 3 weeks goes by without some Native coming in and raping the same woman who works at a Chinese food takeout place. Its funny really.

Once the bank by my house got robbed about the same time I hat to go take my dog for a walk. The perp was wearing a blue t-shirt, black jeans and a black sweater. As was I. As a result of this the K-9 unit followed me around for about 45 minutes.

I live right on the edge of the shitty part and the nice part so theres this buffer zone, the worst I have to deal with are drunk Indians wandering into my front yard.
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 12:16 PM       
Women being raped is funny? I think not.
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 12:56 PM       
To StupidKraut's credit, he said it was the same woman being raped every time. So, it wasn't really about raping "women".
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 02:36 PM       
Spliting hairs. That shit isnt cool. Be it one woman or 3 that isnt funny. If they cant fight back and you do shit to them that they dont want you to do then your a fucking coward. The kinds of people that do that shit need to be killed.
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 02:52 PM       
I think rape is hilarious, it's Lifetime that's made me so.

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If they cant fight back and you do shit to them that they dont want you to do then your a fucking coward.
And how exactly do you know that the woman was defenseless? It's not like raping babies. I know many women, especially at LHS, that fight tooth and nail over anything. They hurt, bad.
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 02:55 PM       
Lifetime is so fucking wrong about that. Theres a pregnent chick at school who got raped and she said its nothing like that. They hold their asses down and pull out a gun and put it to your head or in your mouth fuck them and leave them there. Thats what happened to her. And she thanks god everyday that they found his ass. Happened in STL. I need to move... again.
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