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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 03:59 PM       
If there is successful midget and amputee porn, I suppose this would make some money. Bobbit even made some money after they sowed his dick back on. I would have thought it would have been a Japanese/German porn company though.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 10:49 PM       
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If there is successful midget and amputee porn, I suppose this would make some money. Bobbit even made some money after they sowed his dick back on. I would have thought it would have been a Japanese/German porn company though.
Yes, but wasn't his malestick fully intact and functional after it was reattached? I imagine there would be little more than a light scar, hardly freakish.
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 02:42 AM       
I'm just saying that if you film it, someone will jerk to it.
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 10:06 AM       
very true.
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 10:48 AM       
Look at dis bitch
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 01:08 PM       
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Holy shit, maybe she did have plastic surgery after all.
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 08:50 PM       
Nope. Those collagen injections were "purely natural" and "medically necessary".

Maybe she could do a porno when she's preggo with number 15? (Just a thought)
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 09:15 PM       
Where the hell did all of the money for this come from? I know she gets disability for three of her kids, but disability is not a lot of money, even times three.
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 09:17 PM       
She's getting disability and living off her student loans.
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 09:20 PM       
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Nope. Those collagen injections were "purely natural" and "medically necessary".
As natural as Micheal Jackson's change of skin color and nose loss.
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 09:22 PM       
Pfft... everybody knows that Jacko died in 1981, was resurrected, and has been decomposing ever since. Nobody gets surgery to look like he looks.
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Old Mar 1st, 2009, 11:57 PM       
According to him, he only had two surgeries on his nose to make it easier for him to sing.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 01:07 AM       
Yeah, that's to cover up the whole dying thing.

Anyway, this whole Octo Mom story is getting a little long in the tooth.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 02:17 PM       
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OMFG THE BITCH HAS BEEN PROVEN INSANE. I hate this hobag.

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Where the hell did all of the money for this come from?
She used to work at a mental health facility where there was a riot and she sued and got awarded 150,000 dollars. Supposedly, she used this money for the IVF and plastic surgery.
at least, thats what i remember reading.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 06:56 PM       
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OMFG THE BITCH HAS BEEN PROVEN INSANE. I hate this hobag.
Lordy, she is crazyo. My Child Development teacher told us about another woman who was like Suleman. This woman had a little daughter who always came to visit her grandparents dirty and sick. Her mother was unmarried and had gotten pregnant as a teenager. She refused her parents' offer for financial aide and moving in with them because she didn't want to lose her welfare apartment. She ended up cutting ties with her family and my teacher said she no one really found out what happened to her or her daughter.

What on earth makes people's brains shut off like that?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 07:18 PM       
Attention whoring and stupidity.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 08:15 PM       
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Wow. I've never wanted to slap someone so much in my life.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 12:29 AM       
What I have to wonder is what kind of a reality show would that be? It's not like there haven't been series with the whole "Single mom handles boatload of kids" thing going before.

I'll bet if she did get that series, it'd wind up cancelled after season one and she'd get all moany about it then.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 01:30 AM       
Well, on the plus side, I would think refusing free nursing care for her kids would be all the proof Kaiser Permanente needs to keep her kids from her.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 03:40 PM       
yea, but i read somewhere else that they are expecting them to be released in the next 2 weeks.
but thats what im hoping
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I WOULD PUT BABIES IN HER.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 12:10 PM       
The more exposure she gets, granting interviews and such, the more she just looks like a publicity/money-hungry bitch who wants to milk this thing for as many endorsement and tv deals as possible. At this point, she seems like she's totally disconnected from the reality of having brought 8 extra kids into the world with no discernable plan for taking good care of them and no intention of giving them up.

With the deliberate "poise" she's affecting, I'm fairly sure she sees herself as a bonafide A-lister at this point.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 07:49 PM       
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Her plan is for everybody else to help her take care of them. In exchange for reality tv shows.
its a winwin-loselose situation.
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