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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:39 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:39 PM       
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OH?! When they take over Europe, they will!
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:42 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:46 PM       
I think that he'll be loosing posting rights in general soon. Too bad he won't be able to post about it in Ozzyman's thread.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:46 PM       
You realize there are Muslims in America, don't you?

And that not all Muslims are insane terrorists?

It's like knowing that not every Christian's not like the Westboro Baptist Church

(On a slightly off-topic note, last night I dreamt one of Fred Phelp's grandchildren was in my town as an extra in a movie being filmed and decided to stay in Pittsburgh to preach. Old man Phelps was there as well).
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:47 PM       
I THINK JC HAS LOST BREATHING RIGHTS

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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:49 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:50 PM       
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You realize there are Muslims in America, don't you?

And that not all Muslims are insane terrorists?

It's like knowing that not every Christian's not like the Westboro Baptist Church

(On a slightly off-topic note, last night I dreamt one of Fred Phelp's grandchildren was in my town as an extra in a movie being filmed and decided to stay in Pittsburgh to preach. Old man Phelps was there as well).
Yes, I know that. But all it takes is a few nuts to do us all in. Look at Europe, Specifically Britain. It's now illegal to criticize Islam there! The only reason there is such a thing as "moderate" religion is because we have things like freedom of speech and freedom of expression as well as numerous other human rights which have forced religions to modernize. However, if those human rights were ever undermined, we'd be right back in the dark ages!
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:50 PM       
Look ZQ, you are blossoming into a beautiful young woman, but now you need to work on your thought process. Get a yahoo IM account and we'll play some chess. Then you will be trained to think 8 moves ahead and I shall release the ultimate evil upon the world. A beautiful woman with forward thinking.

Anal sex is part of training btw.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:52 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:53 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:54 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:01 PM       
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Fine, here's a what I said "Fuck you terrorist enablers and your hatred of the 1st amendment!"

And by that, I meant you complacent assholes who think we should respect peoples FEELINGS and label everything hate-speech! "Oh, NO! WE'RE GONNA MAKE A LAW THAT YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE ISLAM!" Well, I'm fucking sick of it! I'm sick of these god damned towel heads trampling all over our God damned FREEDOM so nobody will expose their (un)holy book for what it is! Fuck religion! Fuck it's facism and it's violence! I hope there is a hell just for religious people!
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:03 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:07 PM       
I never said I was perfect, Dimnos!


Even so, I am sick of all these bullshit flagging campaigns by Muslims on youtube! I'm sick of how in the 21st century, we STILL haven't grown out of bronze age death cults!

I think of how horrifying it must have been to have been a victim on 9/11! How awful it would be knowing that you're going to die right then and there and that there's nothing you can do about it.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:09 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:42 PM       
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OH?! When they take over Europe, they will!
Hold on a second, let me teach you the basics of what we call WAR.
First off, most countries such as Iraq and Afghanistan have a FRACTION of what us super-powers have in military production, such as tanks, bullets, bombs and planes, including most European countries. ( Shit, most middle-eastern countries don't even have an air force worth speaking of)
This, combined with several treaties, mean that if a middle-eastern country tried to invade one of these powers to steal nukes, shit would get real, and since they don't have the transportation or supplies we have, they wouldn't even have any goddamned rations for their guerrillas.
Learn to think of some fucking common sense before you start spouting about how much you hate middle-easterns.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:45 PM       
Come on, at LEAST watch the damn Military Channel before you start squealing about this shit.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:47 PM       
Hey Sapps, Good Buddy! Mosblims be taking Europe by Assimilation rather than force. They're working on an Influence victory even though they could totally end the game right now with a Treaty victory. It ain't the silly fundies you need to be concerned about at all.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:53 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:54 PM       
If everyone wants to convert to Muslim, that's fine by me. What do you think happened with the Christians in the first place?
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:58 PM       
Yeah, but when the Cristos wave swept across the Euros they didn't have shit for weapons of mass damaging.
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If everyone wants to convert to Muslim, that's fine by me. What do you think happened with the Christians in the first place?
FUNDAMENTALIST islam? Undermine human rights and that's exactly what will happen. The ONLY reason we have moderates is because they have to conform to the laws of civilized society. Get rid of those rights and laws, and we're doomed.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 12:33 AM       
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