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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:47 AM       
I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:50 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:57 AM       
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I'm starting to wonder if Hitler wasn't really on to something...
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 04:18 AM       
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I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?
because, piggie, i am a girl and bisexuals are still in style.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 05:12 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 05:48 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 05:53 AM       
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I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?
Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I think a good sense of humour plays a huge part. You don't have a good sense of humour, by the way.

Also, being intelligent and not embarassing yourself with everything that comes out your mouth/gets typed into a post helps greatly.

Plus you are as ugly as rot.

Oh, and people on here are only arseholes to morons, which is generally seen as ok to do.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 07:07 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 07:11 AM       
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I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?
Sure thing, slugger.

Every epiphany you broadcast on Youtube is shit everyone already thought about while they were still in elementary school. It isn't new, it isn't insightful, and it feeds into the socially-retarded shell you've built around yourself to conceal the more volatile but equally socially-retarded you inside it.

You are like a Cadbury creme egg of stupid.

I recommend you pretend to be someone else for a while.
Maybe play up that whole Cadbury angle. Chicks love creme eggs.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 10:39 AM       
I didn't feel quite right about that first version of "Politics"
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 10:50 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 11:26 AM       


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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 11:29 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 12:06 PM       
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What the fuck for?!
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 12:12 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 12:16 PM       
you should all be horrible for yourselves. jonathan clement is good man. he is close personal friend of mine. all Americans strive to like him be.

girls are evil jonathan you should not talk to them. praise allah
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 12:41 PM       
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What the fuck for?!
You clearly can't handle the responsibility.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 01:19 PM       
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I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?
I don't think fat, racist anime nerds are in high demand right now, boy-o.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 02:15 PM       
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You clearly can't handle the responsibility.
Be more specific!

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I don't think fat, racist anime nerds are in high demand right now, boy-o.
Oh, that "racism" bullshit! Islam isn't a race! It's a RELIGION! Stop being so bloody self-righteous thinking that we should limit free speech and let Islam get away without being criticized!
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 02:21 PM       
JC, you edited several of your posts to have different meanings. That is frowned upon. You are also being targeted by this horde of faggots, tosspots and hags.

As for the whole crazy 'getting a woman' bizniz, I have heard that not being at home on the internet is good for bedding the ladies, but I haven't tried it myself.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 02:44 PM       
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How is it that assholes like you get all the girls?
You only re-read your posts when you choose to edit them, don't you?
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