Originally Posted by Dixie
Dear men of I-mockery,
most of you are far too young and innocent for me, but i love you guys anyways. i would totally snuggle most of you, but if i get any weird stains on my pants i will beat your ass.
I know this can't possibly apply to me seeing as we're already romantically involved with one another, well actually more of you being involved with me but I'll let that slide.
Sure do miss them nights of you being drink and talking about pissing on trees though. Those were the golden times.