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Old May 29th, 2010, 08:13 PM        Arrival here.
Herro, the people of I-Mockery,

Before I start, I'd like to apologise if I have posted this introduction thread in the wrong section. I hate to be ass-raped on my first day about where to put this and that, and somehow it happens to me often. So again, I'm sorry.

Mmkay, so I'm a dude. And I'm English. Which many people seem to take seriously, and the statement usually follows with 'OMG BRITISHH' or 'OMG ACCENT' et cetera. Have some empathy; how would you feel if someone patronised you for your accent?

Not a rant session, not a rant session. Should these intoductions be brief or what? I see some which are all:

'hi im new lol sup guize' period.

And others are opposing it, and are followed by huge TL;DR in which everyone just states awkwardly 'Welcome to [forum name]! Enjoy your stay,' and so on.

This is one of many forums I have tested to see how high they measure on the awesome scale, and suprisingly many have fallen far below the 'mediocre' level. Let's just hope this gets a tad higher than 6 or 7, eh? (Oh shit, Canadian.)

Concluding this thread, in advance I'll just say 'thanks' to your greetings. No big deal, hm? Anyway, I shall be discussing further shit with you sooner or later.

Toodles y'all.
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Old May 29th, 2010, 09:13 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2010, 09:23 PM       
You don't really need to make a thread about it.
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Old May 29th, 2010, 10:53 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2010, 11:50 PM       
We do have a new user introduction thread here:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=313

That said, glad you've found your way onto the forums. Hope you enjoy "discussing further shit" with us in the future.

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Old May 30th, 2010, 01:47 AM       
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Old May 30th, 2010, 06:13 AM       
Someone (it might have been Evil Robot) said they wanted another like Coolie to appear

Coolie started exactly the same way

You may have gotten your wish
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Old May 30th, 2010, 11:30 AM       
Who are these other forums that you have tested?
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Old May 30th, 2010, 12:31 PM       
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Old May 30th, 2010, 01:03 PM       
Dunno what constitutes an awesome forum for you, but these are super-casual forums, here. Don't expect everyone to get all aw fuck it just don't do what I do and annoy everyone.
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Old May 30th, 2010, 03:15 PM       
I did wish for another coolie, I said a new one would be along shortly. This one is an arab too!
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Old May 30th, 2010, 10:57 PM       
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[...] these are super-casual forums, here.
Speak for yourself boy.

Where've you been Sapster? You getting any yet?
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 03:20 PM       
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And I'm English.
I'm Irish, so apologies, but I'm going to have to make you explode now.

lol I kid, I kid. I'm out of fertilizer.
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