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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:24 PM       

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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 12:32 AM       
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and this is the only time i will ever be able to participate in this thread cause i'm not allowed to eat in my room byeeeeeee
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 02:41 AM       
What the fuck is a Railfan? Who the hell seriously gets a god damn hard on over a train. This up there with being next to that awkward furry shit.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 06:22 AM       
What's not to like about a huge beast born of Steel and Iron careening down a track at hundreds of kilometers an hour?

I mean, I'm not a rail-fan, I don't have model railways or anything, but I can see why people would like them.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 08:21 AM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 10:25 AM       
I ended up having to use the toaster oven for the eggos. I love my toaster oven but not for making waffles or toast(mine is kind of old so it burns things.) Great for reheating pizza or wings.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 10:25 AM       
A little late but what the fuck ever... Pizza Hut sucks balls! Their sauce is just tomato paste. Freschetta Brick Over Pizza is where its at! IF you just have to order in Papa Johns is the way to go.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 10:35 AM       
Remember the "Jackpot!' guy from the recent Pizza Hut cokmmercials? Good God I never wanted to punch a fictional character so hard in my life.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 10:44 AM       
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Remember the "Jackpot!' guy from the recent Pizza Hut cokmmercials? Good God I never wanted to punch a fictional character so hard in my life.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 10:47 AM       
Damn, too bad youtube's blocked here. I really want to see him "flip out".
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 11:03 AM       
I bet pizza hut was all like "We need a celebrity to endorse our new pizzah hut commercials....but we only have $20. Who could we get?"

And Jim Brewer was all like "I'll take the case."
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 11:05 AM       
Next thing you now, there's gonna be a jackpot MOVIE.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 12:43 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 01:45 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 04:48 PM       
It's a good thing I stepped in that pile of dog shit after my job interview and not before it!

Also, how the fuck is someone with no people skills supposed to get a job, ever? What if I don't LIKE being a leader? How about a skill where I let you employers suck shit out of my ass?

I should have just skipped the interview and bought hard drugs to inject into my eye sockets.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 04:51 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 04:55 PM       
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Also, how the fuck is someone with no people skills supposed to get a job, ever? What if I don't LIKE being a leader? How about a skill where I let you employers suck shit out of my ass?
You learn to fake sincerity and interest in whatever the employer does, and you pretend to be interested in the crappy lives of the people you work with. Ask any business major.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 04:55 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 04:56 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 04:57 PM       
That's two people telling you to lie, GW. Get on it.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 05:00 PM       
I was applying for some grassroots campaign shit and I lied through my teeth about how much I cared about genocide in Darfur, but I was jittery as fuck during the interview and probably looked like I was on cocaine the entire time.

Plus whenever they ask me WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BRING TO OUR WORK TEAM I think "uh, how about another person, you prick? You're the one who needed the fucking new employees so bad you put up a classified ad"
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 05:02 PM       
With the benefit of hindsight I think I at least did better than the heavyset black lady in goodwill clothes and jewelery who went "mmhmm" under her breath every 2 seconds during the group interview and at one point left to talk on her cell-phone for five minutes.

Liberals are also dumber than shit and their standards for pretty much everything are really low, so I think I've got a fighting chance.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 05:08 PM       
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I was a janitor for a year and a half. it was easy and allowed me to be an alcoholic.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 05:15 PM       
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Plus whenever they ask me WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BRING TO OUR WORK TEAM I think "uh, how about another person, you prick?
It's a generic question, so give them a generic answer:

Dedication
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 05:17 PM       
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