BUY ME CATHOLIC SAMURAI

[mburbank]

"You want the site, Max? I'll sell it to ya."
Vinth

If you all buy me the abandoned Catholic Samurai website I will

1.) Keep all current content intact.
2.) Update the site regularly, lampooning Vinth's writing style and viewpoint
3.) Within the confines of the site I will never admit it is a parody or that I myself doi not hold the viewpoints I intend to espouse.

DONATIONS SO FAR:
Me: 0.12
Glowbelly: A dime.

[Bennett]

i have exactly 40 pennies in my desk drawer. consider them yours.

[Brandon]

Put me down for a dime as well.

[mburbank]

OMG! 62 cents Vinth! Will you sell it to me for 62 cents you great lardass liar, or was your offer to sell me your site just a cellulite tissue of lies on your huge, pockmarked, slug colored, hairy ass?

62 SHINY COPPER LINCOLN'S SUBMARINE BOY!! PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR FLOPPY LIPPED MOUTH IS! SELL ME YOUR SITE!

[kellychaos]

Throw in a Rush Limbau pill dispenser, Max. It'll be a real deal closer.

[mburbank]

PONY UP YOUR LOOSE CHNGE! I WANT ME THIS SITE!

[kellychaos]

Token for a Dairy Queen sundae?

[Brandon]

Picture of a hot, ethnic chick?

[VinceZeb]

I wouldn't call anyone a lardass, Max. You look like you are 2 sub sandwiches away from conjestive heart failure. In front of your family and friends.

If I were an asshole, I'd say that would be pretty damn funny.

[ItalianStereotype]

I'll send a dollar, some sugar packets, an empty water bottle, and a sour gummy worm. that's about all I have to my name at the moment.

[glowbelly]

i said i was good for a quarter

[davinxtk]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

i said i was good for a quarter

You are good for a quarter.
Cheapest sex I ever had.



Max, I can probably spare up to 80 cents for this one.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'll throw in a dollar, Max....

[mburbank]

Now Chunky Vincey, don't get all hot between the folds of flesh pooching out your collar, you might not call someone a lardass but you call them all sorts of other nasty things. Just because being called a fatty pushes some sort of button for you I don't think you need to throw a hissy fit.

The serious matter on the table is whether you intend to sell me Catholic Samurai. I'm totally serious here. I'll front the money and pay you through donation to your site or the mail. Other Mockers can pay me. In return, you send me everything I need to take over the site. So far we are up to:

Me: 0.12
Glow: 0.25
Bennet: 0.40
Brandon: 0.10
Chainsaw: 1.00
Davin: 0.80
Cosmo: 1.00

CURRENT TOTAL: 3.67

So were you seriosu, or is this just more submarine pussification?

SELL ME YOUR SITE, CUSTARD! I mean, COWARD!

[Miss Modular]

I pledge a quarter.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

If Vince agrees to sell the site, and follows through honestly, I will match the current mark of $3.67, bringing us to a grand total of $7.34.

There are two reasons I'd pay up:

1. To since Vince finally follow through on something he says/claims.

2. To see Max create a fantabulous spoof site.

[mburbank]

OMG, VINTH, a matching fund!

Sell me your site, you girl! SELL IT!

[ItalianStereotype]

NO...Mod pledged a quarter, bringing the original total to $3.92. therefore, your contribution is now $7.84...think you can handle that?

[Brandon]

I'll throw in another dollar.

SELL YOUR SITE, VINCE! NEAL BOORTZ COMMANDS YOU!

[kellychaos]

This is a real catch-22. If Vinth sells to Max, then we'll lose the delight of watching Max disect our favorite, ultra-conservative target ... not that there are a lack of adequate, alternative targets on the internet, but still ... OK, I'll give up $.50.

[Protoclown]

Put me down for $5

[mburbank]

can someone PM him with the current total? I'd do it, but PMing Vinth would make me feel all dirty and there's no shower here at work.

[mburbank]

Oh, and tell him he's a chicken, and then type out that clucking noise to show hat a big chicken he is. Or you could go with meowing to indicate he's a pussy, I don't want to tell you what to type.

I don't know, maybe you can come up with some sort pf combined meowing clucking noise, whatever noise a pussychicken would make.

[kellychaos]

Do pussychickens have a pecker? :/

[mburbank]

No, but they have lips. You just need to turn them upside down. Ain't that right, Vinth, you slimy fat lathaer sack of Pussychicken?

"Oh, you want to buy it, I'll sell it, tough guy NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT OKAY I'M NOT EVEN LISTENING, I HAVE MY FINGERTH IN MY EEARTH, I'M THINGING, LALALALALALALLLAA, CAN'T HEAR YOU, BYUK-BYUK-UH MEOW BYEOW-BYUCKEOW!!"
-Vinth "Puthychicken" Clambake