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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 11:20 PM       
Man Lenor you're a loose cannon I hope you didn't celebrate with too much "alchol"
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 04:15 AM       
I saw a chick on Girls Gone Wild just now. She looks like Dustin Hoffman.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 04:41 AM       
I bet you saw a few chicks on Girls Gone Wild.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 09:10 AM       
I always wake up with this incredible urge to urinate even if I did not drink a lot and had previously urinated the night before. Have I forgotten science? Have I forgotten how to sleep? Or have I just forgotten that everyone urinates?
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 11:01 AM       
i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 11:18 AM       
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i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O
I cut sugar and caffiene out of my diet. I drank tea the night before but I pissed it all away that night.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:23 PM       
dosn't tea have caffiene?

i'm not sure about you guys, but after i get up i usually urinate
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:24 PM       
As do I.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:26 PM       
The tea is decaffinated.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:39 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:42 PM       
Sometimes after I wake up I take two shits in a row :O i also urinate.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:49 PM       
FUNNY FART STORIES:
Lately I've been so sick with the flu and I cough really hard and when I cough really hard from the abdominal i usually fart really hard and it makes my ass hurt

Also sometimes if I feel gassy I do jumping jacks and i fart at every jump.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:50 PM       
I am what I eat.

Also. I eat a lot then take a huge shit at night.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:50 PM       
I think you need to go back on your meds, man.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:50 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 01:58 PM       
you take huge shits after you eat? i'm no doctor, but this sounds like a serious illness dude why don't you not eat for awhile and tell me if this mystery huge shit epidemic is still haunting your bowels!!
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:00 PM       
must be all the pork filling your bowels with porkiness.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:00 PM       
I POOP TOO MUCH.

And then I get tired.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:01 PM       
Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:01 PM       
That's what she said.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:01 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:03 PM       
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Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?
I don't have bleeding piles.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:03 PM       
for a long time i thought my ass was bleeding and burning and i had hemarroids or prostate cancer but then i realized that flaming hot cheetos turn your poop red and make your ass hurt.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:04 PM       
don't stick Cheetos in your bum
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:05 PM       
flaming hot cheetoes are so good dude but only if i have like a ice cold soda because those are flamin' man the bag don't lie
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