I always wake up with this incredible urge to urinate even if I did not drink a lot and had previously urinated the night before. Have I forgotten science? Have I forgotten how to sleep? Or have I just forgotten that everyone urinates?
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FUNNY FART STORIES:
Lately I've been so sick with the flu and I cough really hard and when I cough really hard from the abdominal i usually fart really hard and it makes my ass hurt
Also sometimes if I feel gassy I do jumping jacks and i fart at every jump.
you take huge shits after you eat? i'm no doctor, but this sounds like a serious illness dude why don't you not eat for awhile and tell me if this mystery huge shit epidemic is still haunting your bowels!!
for a long time i thought my ass was bleeding and burning and i had hemarroids or prostate cancer but then i realized that flaming hot cheetos turn your poop red and make your ass hurt.