If you had to choose

[FartinMowler]

If you had to pick a woman which one and why



women that scowl at you and tell there friends stuff about you

women that leave and come back and then cry and say stuff

skinny women that eat too much and vomit and don't flush

women with odd shaped breasts that wear bra's that don't fit and complain there breast are odd shaped

women that like to say "fuck you I'm not cleaning the toilet when you do that"

Women that can bend all different ways and have twin sisters that can't and argue about bending and why their mothers hate them

Pregnant women that don't know who the father is and keep mentioning that any time they could drop placenta all over the floor and you might be responsible to clean it up for the rest of your life

women that have stinky breath but like to fuck and then eat peanut butter and glue cat hair to there private parts

fascist women with thick black eyebrows and smoke crack

Neo Nazi women with thick black eyebrows that like monkeys

women that fart and giggle milk out there nose, but you never see them drink milk

Foreign women that talk weird and then pull a knife on you and steal your wallet

Pasty white women that if you touch them they leave marks and tell there friends you beat them

women that look like women from television comedy shows that have no sense of humor