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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 12:30 AM        Hey, guys, raid at my block!
Poleece cruuzers 'ave been circling my neighborhood allll dayt, and now there's a poleece helicopter showed up and eets been circling the block, too. LOOK, LOOK! IT'S DOING EET RIGHT NAO!





wut shuld i do?



also, ps, I am sorry for not being here for a while
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 10:25 AM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 12:15 PM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 04:15 PM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 05:19 PM       
My grandfather found a marijuana field on his property and destroyed it :o
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 05:47 PM       
You have to destroy it right away or drum circles will appear.
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 08:09 PM       
And people with weird hair will set up a music show in your back yard, and annoy the hell out of you.
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 08:39 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 03:40 AM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 12:21 PM       
What do you do with it? Just dry it?
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 05:17 PM       
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It's Audrey II's holiday cousin!!!
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 05:54 PM       
I think you smoke it. Or put it in your ass. Something like that.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 01:48 AM       
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It's Audrey II's holiday cousin!!!
No one else wanted it because it ate all the gifts they put under it.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 08:00 PM       
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No one else wanted it because it ate all the gifts they put under it.
"Put more gifts under me. See? More!"
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 08:58 PM       
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