I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Snatchtastic]

I quit smoking. :/

[Snatchtastic]

And I started jogging.

[Snatchtastic]

Hopefully I will get run-over by a pickup truck.

[Snatchtastic]

Running is painfull on the lungs.

[liquidstatik]

Only in cold weather.

[Snatchtastic]

It's cold now

[Snatchtastic]

I have decided I'm not going to run and instead watch Seabuscuit.

[liquidstatik]

im working one my site. its going to be non-graphic intense. i want to keep it simple with lots of content. content is easier to go through when yer layout is simple. i havent got much done though

[Snatchtastic]

It's hard to work on Sunday. I bet Jesus was a lazy bitch.

[ScruU2wice]

I bet Jesus isn't god

[ScruU2wice]

i have to color in a map on world war I. it's lame because its that war between The Spanish- American War and World War II that no one knows or cares about :/

[Brandon]

I'm sad.

[Brandon]

And you know what? I blame you for it.

[Brandon]

I blame you for my sadness because you are a goddamned prick.

[Brandon]

But goddamned pricks don't care.

[Brandon]

That's what makes them goddamned pricks.

[liquidstatik]

NOBODY LIKES YOU BRANDON

[liquidstatik]

J/K! :D

[Brandon]

I ALREADY KNEW THAT, STATIK.

[Brandon]

But that doesn't bother me, because, like I said: goddamned pricks.

[Snatchtastic]

[Brandon]

I'm still sad.

[Snatchtastic]

Rape is no laughing matter Brandon.





Unless you're raping a clown.

[Brandon]

Bozo really wanted it bad. Why else would he have dressed like that?

[Snatchtastic]

Dirty Work would cheer you up. They shave the bearded ladies beard off at the circus.