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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 04:10 PM        MTV Movie Award results
BEST MOVIE
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Uma Thurman - Kill Bill Vol. 1

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Jack Black - School of Rock

BEST ON-SCREEN TEAM
Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore - 50 First Dates

BEST VILLAIN
Lucy Liu - Kill Bill Vol. 1

BREAKTHROUGH MALE
Shawn Ashmore - X2: X-Men United

BREAKTHROUGH FEMALE
Lindsay Lohan - Freaky Friday

BEST KISS
Owen Wilson & Carmen Electra & Amy Smart - Starsky & Hutch

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE
Battle of Gondor - The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King

BEST DANCE SCENE
Seann William Scott - American Wedding

BEST FIGHT
Uma Thurman vs. Chiaki Kuriyama

TRANSATLANTIC BREAKTHROUGH
Martine McCutcheon - Love Actually.


I wouldn't expect anything less from an MTV award show. The host actually wins an award.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
thanks.

Glad to see jack black won something...
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 04:22 PM       
Here's my awards:

BEST MOVIE
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Sean Astin - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Miranda Otto - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
John Rhys-Davies - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST ON-SCREEN TEAM
Sean Astin & Elijah Wood - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST VILLAIN
Gollum - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BREAKTHROUGH MALE
Billy Boyd - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BREAKTHROUGH FEMALE
Miranda Otto - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST KISS
Viggo Mortenson & Liv Tyler - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE
Battle of Gondor - The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King

BEST DANCE SCENE
Gollum - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST FIGHT
Sean Astin & Elijah Wood vs Gollum - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

TRANSATLANTIC BREAKTHROUGH
Andy Serkis - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 04:32 PM       
thanks for ruining a perfectly good thread, nerd.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 04:33 PM       
It was MY thread, you fucking idiot.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 05:36 PM       
I'm sure we care deeply about who a bunch of 17 year olds think should be given awards. Damn teenagers.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 05:37 PM       
You know...it puzzles me why year after year, the MTV Awards are freakin taped. Too chicken to air it live?
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 05:44 PM       
BEST ON-SCREEN TEAM
Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore - 50 First Dates

What the fuck, is this the Nickelodian KIDS CHOICE award?
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 05:46 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 09:12 PM       
No way was Lucy Liu better than Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 09:30 PM       
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She won it for Vol. 1 man...and she was good but not great imo.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 09:37 PM        Re: MTV Movie Award results
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BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
more female voters than male, possibly?
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 09:39 PM       
Depp was the movie pal. Without him, it wouldn't of been as great.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 10:23 PM       
Depp did a fantastic role in the movie, but I wouldn't declare him the best actor of the year, you know? The MTV mentality is so fucking stupid, ALMOST as bad as the Video Game Awards.

Why is it taped? Because MTV are a bunch of pussies. Most of the stuff you'd think would be cut, they keep in anyway to make it FEEL live. Fucking stupid.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 11:21 PM       
James if you had it your way, all the awards would go to the Lord of The Rings...


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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 12:08 AM       
Who played Go Go in Kill Bill? :o
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 12:23 AM       
Vol. 2 better not have applied to this years.

if so, next years Best Villian better be Bill, dammit.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 12:33 AM       
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Here's my awards:

BEST MOVIE
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Sean Astin - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Miranda Otto - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
John Rhys-Davies - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST ON-SCREEN TEAM
Sean Astin & Elijah Wood - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST VILLAIN
Gollum - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BREAKTHROUGH MALE
Billy Boyd - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BREAKTHROUGH FEMALE
Miranda Otto - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST KISS
Viggo Mortenson & Liv Tyler - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE
Battle of Gondor - The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King

BEST DANCE SCENE
Gollum - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

BEST FIGHT
Sean Astin & Elijah Wood vs Gollum - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

TRANSATLANTIC BREAKTHROUGH
Andy Serkis - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 02:15 AM       
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Who played Go Go in Kill Bill? :o
Chiaki Kuriyama
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 07:59 AM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 10:07 AM       
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BREAKTHROUGH MALE
Billy Boyd - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
When I saw the first two, I was thinking "Eh, I can accept him as Pippin, I guess." And then, when RotK came out, he suddenly turned into one of my favourite characters.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 11:49 AM       
"BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Sean Astin - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"


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