__________________ "We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
The cwcki is the one that chronicles his life, the cwcipedia is the one run by chris himself that mostly talks about the sonichu fiction. Both are actually hosted by the same guy.
For the past week I've been reading the CWCki obsessively. I hate to use the cliche'd "like a car wreck/can't look away" shit, but that's the only way I can describe it. Today they also released 3+ hours of phone calls and I listened to all of it :<
Watching Chris makes me want to be a better person.
For the past week I've been reading the CWCki obsessively. I hate to use the cliche'd "like a car wreck/can't look away" shit, but that's the only way I can describe it. Today they also released 3+ hours of phone calls and I listened to all of it :<
Watching Chris makes me want to be a better person.
I know, right?
Did you watch the sex tapes yet, those are probably the most horrifying part
I can't remember how many of them there are, but the best () ones are him fucking his anime blowup doll and moaning JOOLEE the entire time in the same way Timmy from South Park shouts his own name, and the phone sex one where his dad walks in and goes GET AWAY FROM THAT INTERNET, I'M CUTTIN' IT DOWN!
There are also life-scarring nude shots, which was where the porn stuff started, one of which is a picture of his butthole that looks more like a vagina than anything. I could have gone without seeing it.
Hahaha I got brave and clicked that Youtube and was delighted to see Jonathan Clements is still continuing his crusade to be the internet's number one retarded assburgers case.
Good sweet lord where are the videos of his house? Are they creepy packrats? I imagined everything was like and old person's house until you walked into Chris' enclosure.
Good sweet lord where are the videos of his house? Are they creepy packrats? I imagined everything was like and old person's house until you walked into Chris' enclosure.
Is that one guy still pretending to be the real Chris? I remember "Ian" gong batshit insane about it, as if anyone would actually want to take credit for Sonichu
It looks like that is a nice piece of property, but their depression and resulting apathy have slowly destroyed it. Has the internet decided to send these videos to someone to get them kicked out?
I hate to use the cliche'd "like a car wreck/can't look away" shit, but that's the only way I can describe it.
I think Chris Chan is more like a car wreck that keeps getting exponentially worse with no paramedics or rescue team in sight, and at this point you and a billion other rubberneckers are camped out on the side of the highway with popcorn and porta-potties, some of them even running in front of passing traffic occasionally to see if another car will swerve off and crash into the ever-growing pile of flaming debris and severed limbs.
his life is slowly becoming the Truman show, as slowly every single person he knows is replaced by an internet troll in a deliberately orchestrated effort to fuck with him
__________________ "We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
i seriously doubt it. the kacey debacle was the biggest effort to make him cry and CRASH INTO SLUMBER there ever was, and 2 days later he recorded a video where he's smug and singing about getting a letter from the state of VA.
I don't think Chris would ever kill himself, since he pretty much believes he's a shining example of all a person can or should be and is an extreme narcissist. Chris Chan is probably the only person Chris Chan actually loves.
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