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From : Philip Smith <ppsmith_1@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 4:31 AM
To :
sale-209650701@craigslist.org
Subject : Sony PSP bundle...
Goodday,
I'm Dr Philip,i am interested in buying your
item which you posted on the net for sale.I would
like to know if the psp is still available for sale
while you furnish me with your final selling price I
will await your kind and timely reply soon so that we
can proceed on how payment would be made.
Thanks and God bless.
Philip
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From : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com>
To :
sale-209650701@craigslist.org
Hello Philip. Thanks for your interest in my PSP. I have recently changed my mind about the selling price. I initially had it listed for $300, then dropped it down to $275. Now, I'D LIKE TO GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE! THAT'S RIGHT! JUST COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND PICK IT UP AND ITS ALL YOURS!
YAY FOR PHILIP!
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From : Philip Smith <ppsmith_1@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 7:24 AM
To : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com>
Subject : CONCERNING THE Sony PSP...
Dear McClain
Thanks for the mail, i Hope the condition of the item is ok because i want to purchase it for my friend's son in africa as a birthday gift,and i want you to add the shipping cost with the total amount of the item.
Hope to read back from you so that i will proceed with the payment.
Regards
Dr.Philip
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From : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com>
Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:26 AM
To :
ppsmith_1@yahoo.com
Subject : RE: CONCERNING THE Sony PSP...
Dr. Philip,
You're a Doctor! That's a relief, lemme' tell you. You never can tell who you're dealing with ya' know! What school did you get your doctorate?
For your information the condition of the PSP is near perfect. It works just fine. It does have a funny smell when it plays for extended periods. I attribute this to teh time I dropped the console in to a Shrimp-N-CheeseWiz dip concoction 'cause my dog, Toolio, hit me with his tail while I was watching bootlegged Anime pornography. (I only had one hand on the console 'cause my other hand was busy). When the battery gets hot is smells like iodine and hot cow tits.
If you want I can leave some of those videos on the card for your friend in Africa. Do they get hard-core tenticle fisting in Africa? I'm sure it's called something different, though. Do you speak African? How would I say, "I need a new host body" in African?
I need your address so I can estimate shipping costs. Now, I can only give you the PSP for free if you come over and pick it up. If I have to ship it I'll cost $100 + shipping, and possibly a meager handling fee. Is that okay? I hate to rescind an offer but I feel this is only fair.
Oh, and since you're a doctor and we're now business partners I'm going to send you a picture and ask that you help identify some bizarre discolorations on my genitals.
Thanks for the business Doctor! Do you have any daughters on myspace?
-McClain
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